Red vs Blue

[woodface]

Simmons and Sheila are talking, and Sheila asks if Simmons remembers who the Blues are fighting. So Simmons starts making up stuff about pirates and space cowboys coming to steal the Blues' cattle and Sheila's response is:

"My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely and my bullshit meter agrees."

Am so stealing the bullshit meter. Whoot!

Also. *points at icon and snickers* Thanks to diannelamerc.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I swear, if they got rid of Medusa, I would never be irritated by fh AGAIN.

Distract me.

[woodface]

*snuggles*

Dude, if I try to distract you, you'll go "not at work".

[(Anonymous)]

HAHAH. So very true. *eyes computer*

They just said our internet was down, but now it's back up. Hrm.

[woodface]

Yaaay for internet!

*cuddles*

Write me non smut Sam/Kara or Cameron/Vala?

[(Anonymous)]

*tries*

"So, why Daniel?"

Vala slung an arm around Cameron's shoulders and laughed. "He's easy."

Eyebrows shooting up, Cameron snorted, "I'll keep that in mind."

"Why, you want to get into his pants?"

"No! No..."

"Then you want to get into mine." She guessed. Then smirked as he flushed.

.... *eyes*

[woodface]

OMG! *loves you so much*

*smoooooooooooooooooches*

[(Anonymous)]

"No!"

"Don't worry, Cammie." She soothed. "I won't make it too hard. Besides, it's not as if you're hideous, or anything like that."

....

dude. I can't write Sam/Kara without it being even somewhat smutty. I think it's a problem with my brain. *nods*

[woodface]

*giggles* Definitely not hideous.

Hee hee. They're just too hot. It should be illegal!

[(Anonymous)]

*glees about Archie* omg. he was so cute! And eloquent!

They are. And it should. *pokes phone* c'mon, people, call!

[woodface]

I know. Cam crushed on Archie even more after that. *loves him so much*

*calls you* Yo, baby!

[(Anonymous)]

This isn't a surprise.

*snorts*

Oh, god. I have to try coming up with interesting things to say. Conversation. I suck at conversation. Am still ranty, too. Arg. Shall go rant at myself more (this is rather therapeutic, in the end).

[woodface]

He crushes so easily.

Yeah, I'm kind of a blank lately. Beyond hi it all goes downhill fast.

*has picture of her and Hwa in Alabama*

[(Anonymous)]

That's ok. cCrushes are a natural part of life.

*smoooches*

I feel odd, as sometimes, I feel that I should have all of this fabulous conversation, or something. And I don't. I actually tend to think I'm pretty bland and boring (no, this is not me asking to be told I'm not).

Ooh. online?

[woodface]

Bwah, you think? *has no clue*

*scritches*

Yeah, I know. Sometimes it feels like I ran out of conversation with everyone I know. It's weird.

[(Anonymous)]

I certainly hope so, given how many I've had. Y'know, the first one was a redheaded boy who was friends with my brother.

*purrs sleepily*

*nods* And sometimes I feel I've said everything before.

Speaking of, have I mentioned how proud I am that Sam and Kara haven't sex yet in the west? Because it wouldn't be quite so easy... Think Kitty and Nan. hah. Hrm.

[woodface]

*tries to remember her first crush* Ugh. *doesn't remember*

I think basically I have said everything before already.

Hee hee. Well no, but they've kissed already. *grins*

*sighs* I'm bored and I need to respond to Zhilbar because I owe him for days already but I can't bring my mind into Tex mode.

[(Anonymous)]

I was... very odd, as a child.

omg. So they have.

Also. What's this about not writing smut? HAH. *eyes*

Hrm. Channel Sheila? Think about killing peopleMedusa for money?

[woodface]

Dude, you're the only person I go near R rated with and we're still very vague. We fade out!

Dude, Tex is not Sheila. And I kinda think the town need a professional freelancer. *considers bringing Tex in to make Ash hail to the queen*

[(Anonymous)]

ok, point. Dude, one of the townies--er, Shane_mc? has femslash. Yes. And one of them is blonde.

Er. If, y'know, you're feeling bored.

This is very true. Tex isn't Kara, either, despite their attitude similarities.

Dear god, can you imagine a teenage Tex? ...sheesh. She'd be Faith, but with armor and a big gun.

[woodface]

Oooooooo, femslash. *considers going to read*

Vala and Cam are on their date. Hee.

Dude, don't tempt me. *sticks fingers in ears* Now she would have a problem with the weapons ban.

[(Anonymous)]

Indeed. *makes note to read when she gets home, if she's awake enough*

Awwww.

It would only work if we had a long-suffering Church.

sigh. I forgot my reading glasses. My eyesight sucks.

[woodface]

*snuggles you*

Awwww, I don't suppose I can convince you to sign up as Church? *giggles*

*gives you her mother's*

[(Anonymous)]

*flops* Weapons-ban debate is pissing me off.

Er, no. I don't think I could do Church well. Plus, er, no more characters, omg.

Thanks. o.O

[woodface]

Yeah, I tried letting Cam have a decent argument but I'm not sure if it made sense or not.

Awww, too bad. But yeah, I know. I don't think I could handle Tex on there anyway. I do really love the idea, though. Because those people calling themselves "gunbunnies" have probably never met the likes of her.

[(Anonymous)]

I just... Apparently, it doesn't matter what argument you use. They're still going to make it out like the people with guns are irresponsible and should be shut down.

sigh.

Heheh. Yeah. Plus, the weapons-ban would piss her off.