Red vs Blue
Sep. 28th, 2005 03:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Simmons and Sheila are talking, and Sheila asks if Simmons remembers who the Blues are fighting. So Simmons starts making up stuff about pirates and space cowboys coming to steal the Blues' cattle and Sheila's response is:
"My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely and my bullshit meter agrees."
Am so stealing the bullshit meter. Whoot!
Also. *points at icon and snickers* Thanks to
diannelamerc.
"My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely and my bullshit meter agrees."
Am so stealing the bullshit meter. Whoot!
Also. *points at icon and snickers* Thanks to
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Date: 2005-09-29 12:57 am (UTC)Screw all of this Asgard minicrap, damnit.
(mostly because I thought the SG kids should've all been normal teens--sans Janet--and they're not, which makes them all kinda Mary Sues.)
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Date: 2005-09-29 12:59 am (UTC)*snickers and hugs*
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:25 am (UTC)sigh.
"This is not a quilting bee, honey."
Sam snorted and dropped the sewing basket, turning it over to spill the contents out. "I know." She reached out and grabbed the needle and thread, eyeing Kara, and taking note of the fevered glint in her eyes. "But you've got an injury that needs to be stitched.
"You are not coming near me with a needle."
"Then you'll die," Sam told her, voice implacable. "Besides." A smirk touched her lips as she carefully sterilized the needle in the candleflame. "You're in no position to stop me."
"Damn." Several rather colorful words spilled from Kara's lips.
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-29 01:30 am (UTC)She's also irritated that this means Kara isn't in any shape for kissing.
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:32 am (UTC)Kara says she likes kissing to distract her from the pain.
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:41 am (UTC)Also. Do we have a plot for the AU?
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:42 am (UTC)Err, Kara is there to kill/catch someone?
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:47 am (UTC)omg. yes. That works. Er. And their name is Tom Zarek! And he has a Band! of not-very-Merry Men. the Not Very MErry Bandits have knocked over a few banks, and sheriff Carter needs to track them, and needs the best. So he got Kara.
Of course, the part where she flirts with his daughter is something he is not paying attention to, as he's sure Sam will one day settle down with a nice man and give him grandbabies. Just as soon as she's over this whole wanting an education kick.
...er... too stereotypical?
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-29 01:57 am (UTC)er. Yes. 3 minutes!
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:58 am (UTC)*cuddles*