Red vs Blue

[woodface]

Simmons and Sheila are talking, and Sheila asks if Simmons remembers who the Blues are fighting. So Simmons starts making up stuff about pirates and space cowboys coming to steal the Blues' cattle and Sheila's response is:

"My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely and my bullshit meter agrees."

Am so stealing the bullshit meter. Whoot!

Also. *points at icon and snickers* Thanks to diannelamerc.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

"No!"

"Don't worry, Cammie." She soothed. "I won't make it too hard. Besides, it's not as if you're hideous, or anything like that."

....

dude. I can't write Sam/Kara without it being even somewhat smutty. I think it's a problem with my brain. *nods*

[woodface]

*giggles* Definitely not hideous.

Hee hee. They're just too hot. It should be illegal!

[(Anonymous)]

*glees about Archie* omg. he was so cute! And eloquent!

They are. And it should. *pokes phone* c'mon, people, call!

[woodface]

I know. Cam crushed on Archie even more after that. *loves him so much*

*calls you* Yo, baby!

[(Anonymous)]

This isn't a surprise.

*snorts*

Oh, god. I have to try coming up with interesting things to say. Conversation. I suck at conversation. Am still ranty, too. Arg. Shall go rant at myself more (this is rather therapeutic, in the end).

[woodface]

He crushes so easily.

Yeah, I'm kind of a blank lately. Beyond hi it all goes downhill fast.

*has picture of her and Hwa in Alabama*

[(Anonymous)]

That's ok. cCrushes are a natural part of life.

*smoooches*

I feel odd, as sometimes, I feel that I should have all of this fabulous conversation, or something. And I don't. I actually tend to think I'm pretty bland and boring (no, this is not me asking to be told I'm not).

Ooh. online?

[woodface]

Bwah, you think? *has no clue*

*scritches*

Yeah, I know. Sometimes it feels like I ran out of conversation with everyone I know. It's weird.

[(Anonymous)]

I certainly hope so, given how many I've had. Y'know, the first one was a redheaded boy who was friends with my brother.

*purrs sleepily*

*nods* And sometimes I feel I've said everything before.

Speaking of, have I mentioned how proud I am that Sam and Kara haven't sex yet in the west? Because it wouldn't be quite so easy... Think Kitty and Nan. hah. Hrm.

[woodface]

*tries to remember her first crush* Ugh. *doesn't remember*

I think basically I have said everything before already.

Hee hee. Well no, but they've kissed already. *grins*

*sighs* I'm bored and I need to respond to Zhilbar because I owe him for days already but I can't bring my mind into Tex mode.

[(Anonymous)]

I was... very odd, as a child.

omg. So they have.

Also. What's this about not writing smut? HAH. *eyes*

Hrm. Channel Sheila? Think about killing peopleMedusa for money?

[woodface]

Dude, you're the only person I go near R rated with and we're still very vague. We fade out!

Dude, Tex is not Sheila. And I kinda think the town need a professional freelancer. *considers bringing Tex in to make Ash hail to the queen*

[(Anonymous)]

ok, point. Dude, one of the townies--er, Shane_mc? has femslash. Yes. And one of them is blonde.

Er. If, y'know, you're feeling bored.

This is very true. Tex isn't Kara, either, despite their attitude similarities.

Dear god, can you imagine a teenage Tex? ...sheesh. She'd be Faith, but with armor and a big gun.

[woodface]

Oooooooo, femslash. *considers going to read*

Vala and Cam are on their date. Hee.

Dude, don't tempt me. *sticks fingers in ears* Now she would have a problem with the weapons ban.

[(Anonymous)]

Indeed. *makes note to read when she gets home, if she's awake enough*

Awwww.

It would only work if we had a long-suffering Church.

sigh. I forgot my reading glasses. My eyesight sucks.

[woodface]

*snuggles you*

Awwww, I don't suppose I can convince you to sign up as Church? *giggles*

*gives you her mother's*

[(Anonymous)]

*flops* Weapons-ban debate is pissing me off.

Er, no. I don't think I could do Church well. Plus, er, no more characters, omg.

Thanks. o.O

[woodface]

Yeah, I tried letting Cam have a decent argument but I'm not sure if it made sense or not.

Awww, too bad. But yeah, I know. I don't think I could handle Tex on there anyway. I do really love the idea, though. Because those people calling themselves "gunbunnies" have probably never met the likes of her.

[(Anonymous)]

I just... Apparently, it doesn't matter what argument you use. They're still going to make it out like the people with guns are irresponsible and should be shut down.

sigh.

Heheh. Yeah. Plus, the weapons-ban would piss her off.

[woodface]

Ugh, yeah. Bah, and the stupid thing is that everyone seems to be agreeing with everyone so *confused*


Hee hee, but Tex really doesn't need a gun to kill someone. *loves her so much* They really need a bitch over there.

[(Anonymous)]

I just read one of Beka's new comments, and that's exactly what I was sort of saying. (hush, my logic circuits are dead) That it's discriminatory to against those people who can remove their weapons. Although, apparently, that's considered 'us against them' mentality.

god. whatever. I'm not poking at it again until I get home. I hope.

sigh. How's the date going?

[woodface]

Yeah, everyone is repeating everyone. I say that they should just license everyone and have it done with. Bloody americans and their gun issues ;oP

Hee, date is amazingly cute and none smutty. I have a none smutty character omg. They're down on the beach and Vala is in awe of seashells. Cam is marginally calm and confident too, mostly because Vala seems to be a bit off balance by the newness of it all and is letting him take the lead... for now.

[(Anonymous)]

*rants in her lj instead of here*

Awwww! I kinda read some of it, but am having a hard time focussing. need my glasses, damnit.

[woodface]

Hee!

Damn, she just gave me a plot bunny. What if Cameron was actually a mini!Cam too but the Asgard messed with his memory? But I kinda like that he's a real teenager. Huh and he just had a letter from his mom so that doesn't work. Ha!

[(Anonymous)]

NO! He must stay Teen!Cam.

Screw all of this Asgard minicrap, damnit.

(mostly because I thought the SG kids should've all been normal teens--sans Janet--and they're not, which makes them all kinda Mary Sues.)