Red vs Blue

[woodface]

Simmons and Sheila are talking, and Sheila asks if Simmons remembers who the Blues are fighting. So Simmons starts making up stuff about pirates and space cowboys coming to steal the Blues' cattle and Sheila's response is:

"My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely and my bullshit meter agrees."

Am so stealing the bullshit meter. Whoot!

Also. *points at icon and snickers* Thanks to diannelamerc.

Comments

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

SAVE ME FROM WORK OMG!!!!!!!!!!

[woodface]

*puts on dorkalicious clothes from FS and runs in to rescue you*

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

Yay!

Even though I'm not actually working...that's a moot point anyway.

Cam and Vala icon is cute!

[woodface]

Ha! Get me some dating advice OMG. *snickers*

It is. *pats them*

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

When's Cammie gonna buy his supplies for said date?

[woodface]

Already did, said so in the post. I don't feel like rping it because omg my brain. So err, I'm gonna just pretend he did it.

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm trying to finish something up for work so I was just skimming. Good on Cam!

Am still upset I won't be around tonight to see the date go! Watch out for a zombie attack!

[woodface]

Hee! He couldn't sleep so he left for town early and bought everything as soon as the shops opened. He's nervous.

*sniffles* I wanted you to come spy! Dude, no zombies allowed on this date! He didn't buy extra brains.

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

Nervous or a Boy Scout! Be prepared!

I wanted to come spy! I really did! Well, if you guys have another date, I shall come spy.

[woodface]

Hee hee, he so is a Boy Scout, omg.

Awwww, if Vala still wants him after this ;oP

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

Oh, she will if only to corrupt him with her wiles. Plus, she's hot and Cam's hot and together they're hot times two!

[woodface]

Camboy doesn't stand a chance, yo. And I agree. Damn. *sighs*

[(Anonymous)]

I swear, if they got rid of Medusa, I would never be irritated by fh AGAIN.

Distract me.

[woodface]

*snuggles*

Dude, if I try to distract you, you'll go "not at work".

[(Anonymous)]

HAHAH. So very true. *eyes computer*

They just said our internet was down, but now it's back up. Hrm.

[woodface]

Yaaay for internet!

*cuddles*

Write me non smut Sam/Kara or Cameron/Vala?

[(Anonymous)]

*tries*

"So, why Daniel?"

Vala slung an arm around Cameron's shoulders and laughed. "He's easy."

Eyebrows shooting up, Cameron snorted, "I'll keep that in mind."

"Why, you want to get into his pants?"

"No! No..."

"Then you want to get into mine." She guessed. Then smirked as he flushed.

.... *eyes*

[woodface]

OMG! *loves you so much*

*smoooooooooooooooooches*

[(Anonymous)]

"No!"

"Don't worry, Cammie." She soothed. "I won't make it too hard. Besides, it's not as if you're hideous, or anything like that."

....

dude. I can't write Sam/Kara without it being even somewhat smutty. I think it's a problem with my brain. *nods*

[woodface]

*giggles* Definitely not hideous.

Hee hee. They're just too hot. It should be illegal!

[(Anonymous)]

*glees about Archie* omg. he was so cute! And eloquent!

They are. And it should. *pokes phone* c'mon, people, call!

[woodface]

I know. Cam crushed on Archie even more after that. *loves him so much*

*calls you* Yo, baby!

[(Anonymous)]

This isn't a surprise.

*snorts*

Oh, god. I have to try coming up with interesting things to say. Conversation. I suck at conversation. Am still ranty, too. Arg. Shall go rant at myself more (this is rather therapeutic, in the end).

[timjr.livejournal.com]

Muhuahahahaha. Now I know who you are.

...and you will probably be able to guess who I am.

[woodface]

Bwah, that little birdie told me a while ago. ;oP

*waves*