woodface | Red vs Blue

Simmons and Sheila are talking, and Sheila asks if Simmons remembers who the Blues are fighting. So Simmons starts making up stuff about pirates and space cowboys coming to steal the Blues' cattle and Sheila's response is:

"My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely and my bullshit meter agrees."

Am so stealing the bullshit meter. Whoot!

Also. *points at icon and snickers* Thanks to

diannelamerc.

Current Mood: amused

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From:

woodface

Dude, you're the only person I go near R rated with and we're still very vague. We fade out!

Dude, Tex is not Sheila. And I kinda think the town need a professional freelancer. *considers bringing Tex in to make Ash hail to the queen*

From: (Anonymous)

ok, point. Dude, one of the townies--er, Shane_mc? has femslash. Yes. And one of them is blonde.

Er. If, y'know, you're feeling bored.

This is very true. Tex isn't Kara, either, despite their attitude similarities.

Dear god, can you imagine a teenage Tex? ...sheesh. She'd be Faith, but with armor and a big gun.

From:

woodface

Oooooooo, femslash. *considers going to read*

Vala and Cam are on their date. Hee.

Dude, don't tempt me. *sticks fingers in ears* Now she would have a problem with the weapons ban.

From: (Anonymous)

Indeed. *makes note to read when she gets home, if she's awake enough*

Awwww.

It would only work if we had a long-suffering Church.

sigh. I forgot my reading glasses. My eyesight sucks.

From:

woodface

*snuggles you*

Awwww, I don't suppose I can convince you to sign up as Church? *giggles*

*gives you her mother's*

From: (Anonymous)

*flops* Weapons-ban debate is pissing me off.

Er, no. I don't think I could do Church well. Plus, er, no more characters, omg.

Thanks. o.O

From:

woodface

Yeah, I tried letting Cam have a decent argument but I'm not sure if it made sense or not.

Awww, too bad. But yeah, I know. I don't think I could handle Tex on there anyway. I do really love the idea, though. Because those people calling themselves "gunbunnies" have probably never met the likes of her.

From: (Anonymous)

I just... Apparently, it doesn't matter what argument you use. They're still going to make it out like the people with guns are irresponsible and should be shut down.

sigh.

Heheh. Yeah. Plus, the weapons-ban would piss her off.

From:

woodface

Ugh, yeah. Bah, and the stupid thing is that everyone seems to be agreeing with everyone so *confused*

Hee hee, but Tex really doesn't need a gun to kill someone. *loves her so much* They really need a bitch over there.

From: (Anonymous)

I just read one of Beka's new comments, and that's exactly what I was sort of saying. (hush, my logic circuits are dead) That it's discriminatory to against those people who can remove their weapons. Although, apparently, that's considered 'us against them' mentality.

god. whatever. I'm not poking at it again until I get home. I hope.

sigh. How's the date going?

From:

woodface

Yeah, everyone is repeating everyone. I say that they should just license everyone and have it done with. Bloody americans and their gun issues ;oP

Hee, date is amazingly cute and none smutty. I have a none smutty character omg. They're down on the beach and Vala is in awe of seashells. Cam is marginally calm and confident too, mostly because Vala seems to be a bit off balance by the newness of it all and is letting him take the lead... for now.

From: (Anonymous)

*rants in her lj instead of here*

Awwww! I kinda read some of it, but am having a hard time focussing. need my glasses, damnit.

From:

woodface

Hee!

Damn, she just gave me a plot bunny. What if Cameron was actually a mini!Cam too but the Asgard messed with his memory? But I kinda like that he's a real teenager. Huh and he just had a letter from his mom so that doesn't work. Ha!

From: (Anonymous)

NO! He must stay Teen!Cam.

Screw all of this Asgard minicrap, damnit.

(mostly because I thought the SG kids should've all been normal teens--sans Janet--and they're not, which makes them all kinda Mary Sues.)

From:

woodface

Hee! But it's so funny thinking of Thor writing letters in Cam's mother name to him!

*snickers and hugs*

From: (Anonymous)

*snort* mebbe.

sigh.

"This is not a quilting bee, honey."

Sam snorted and dropped the sewing basket, turning it over to spill the contents out. "I know." She reached out and grabbed the needle and thread, eyeing Kara, and taking note of the fevered glint in her eyes. "But you've got an injury that needs to be stitched.

"You are not coming near me with a needle."

"Then you'll die," Sam told her, voice implacable. "Besides." A smirk touched her lips as she carefully sterilized the needle in the candleflame. "You're in no position to stop me."

"Damn." Several rather colorful words spilled from Kara's lips.

From:

woodface

=oO You shot Kara! *snuggles them*

From: (Anonymous)

Actually, Sam says she got knifed. While they were running from bandits. And also that she wishes she'd taken Kara's advice and worn pants, because skirts really suck when you're running from bad guys.

She's also irritated that this means Kara isn't in any shape for kissing.

From:

woodface

Meep! Still bad.

Kara says she likes kissing to distract her from the pain.

From: (Anonymous)

Kissing is not good when you're weak from bloodloss, and Sam says Kara might also be feverish, and she's not going to do anything to endanger Kara's life.

Also. Do we have a plot for the AU?

From:

woodface

Snuggling then?

Err, Kara is there to kill/catch someone?

From: (Anonymous)

Snuggling is allowable. Possibly even groping, as Sam will decide Kara is just too feverish to understand what she's doing.

omg. yes. That works. Er. And their name is Tom Zarek! And he has a Band! of not-very-Merry Men. the Not Very MErry Bandits have knocked over a few banks, and sheriff Carter needs to track them, and needs the best. So he got Kara.

Of course, the part where she flirts with his daughter is something he is not paying attention to, as he's sure Sam will one day settle down with a nice man and give him grandbabies. Just as soon as she's over this whole wanting an education kick.

...er... too stereotypical?

From:

woodface

Hee hee! Nope, that's what this is about, no? *loves it*

From: (Anonymous)

I suppose so. *bounces* Mmm. Wind and rain and being trapped in the mountains because the NSMerry Bandits are tracking them. And Sam was there, because she was bringing Kara tea or something.

er. Yes. 3 minutes!