Did you know?

[woodface]

Sam had no life prior to the SGC. In fact, she was cloned especially for Jack. They only got her out of stasis right before the first episode.

Comments

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaat? My whole world is crumbling. How can you make such blatantly wrong accusations and paint them as facts???

[woodface]

Hon, wake up and smell the roses. Everyone knows Sam is only there to look pretty next to Jack.

[lydkami.livejournal.com]

*gasps* damn how could I live without knowing that?!?

[woodface]

You should be ashamed!

[calyx.livejournal.com]

Well damn. I didn't know that! Are you telling me that she was a virgin before she met Jack?!?

[woodface]

Of course!!!!

[driftingatdusk.livejournal.com]

Thank you! You cleared that up for me. I was wondering how someone could reach Sam's age and yet still be completely unwise to the world of men and dating - despite the fact she was engaged once that we know of.

Now I get it! The Hanson thing was a cover-up, a ploy if you will. Bet he was a clone too!

;)

[woodface]

Oh but the engagement was just a program to give Sam the illusion that she has led a long life. Of course Hanson had to be cloned to make it believable.

I'm glad I could shed a light on things for you ;o)

[jo-siris.livejournal.com]

You've been reading the crap on *that* list again haven't you?

Its amazing what you can find out there! lol

[woodface]

LOL, how did you guess?

[imthelobster.livejournal.com]

What??!?!?!?!

I am so confused ...

[woodface]

*pats* Don't worry, all will be clear soon enough.

[tv-elf.livejournal.com]

The funny thing? That could make a damned good fic. Except she was cloned by the bad guys to keep an eye on Jack and "encourage" him to make choices that seem logical, but will actually lead to the Earth's downfall. Kinsey is really the only one not under her thrall...

[woodface]

Ooooooooooooooo...

but but but what about the OTP? Can't the Sam clone have fallen for Jack and she tells him about it cause she loves him so much? *looks pleadingly*

[jemster.livejournal.com]

Really? I thought something was going on, but never could quite put my finger on it. Thanks! Now, I know she was cloned especially for Jack, but do you think I could get myself a copy? *pleading eyes*

[woodface]

Hmmmmm, I'm not sure they are capable of making a Sam!clone that isn't devoted to Jack.

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

So when we re-write the show, that's what we're starting out with, right??

;-)

[woodface]

Naturally

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[woodface]

*g*

[besyd.livejournal.com]

The Lost Episodes of SG-1! Dammit! Rumours about those weren't supposed to be leaked until the latter half of S8. Someone will be punished for this.

[woodface]

Oh, I really thought it was decided that these be leaked now to reassure the shippers and punish the slashers ;o)

[fairygnomes.livejournal.com]

So, if Sam's a clone and Pete's a clone and Jonas H was a clone...

Daniel??!!

[woodface]

Nah, no clone could be that whiny.

[audrich.livejournal.com]

*gasp* REALLY??
I thought it was the other way about!

*thinks of woodface's Virgin!Jack fic* *eg*

[woodface]

Ooooooo! Now there's an idea!!!

[elly427.livejournal.com]

*snuggles up next to you*

I like you. You're funny. And you know all the good sekrit stuff no one else knows. You're good to know.

And? Hee!

[woodface]

*giggles* You're cute *snuggles back*

[starbuck92.livejournal.com]

I nearly spit my OJ all over the screen. :)

Hmmm. So does this mean Sam was the first successful clone? She was kept under wraps by the military and now that other creatures are being cloned, they decided to go public? hehe...

[woodface]

I nearly spit my OJ all over the screen. :)

Charming

So does this mean Sam was the first successful clone?

On earth, yes.

She was kept under wraps by the military and now that other creatures are being cloned, they decided to go public?

TPTB yes, but not the military. The NID is trying to keep this a secret but super!jack will find out and save Sam.

[lornyloo.livejournal.com]

hehehe, jst stumbled across this and it cracked me up *g*

[woodface]

What can I say? I was feeling snarky ;o)