Application

[woodface]

The people working in town hall? Total sadists. I applied for a job there last week and this morning I got their response in the mail. The structure of the letter goes something like that:

You applied for a job and we found that you were perfect for it.

Congratulations!

College has decided to not hire you.

WTF? Do not praise me and put a fucking congratulations in the letter if you're going to say no in the next line. It makes me go all OMG!!!! and then WTF???

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[wikidwitch.livejournal.com]

I luff the turtle.

And yes, he most certainly is.