Fandomhigh yet again

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I can't believe I'm seriously considering signing Tex up for fandomhigh. But basically, they need a bitch over there to kick all their shins. I think however, that there would be much whining about it as those people have problems seperating OOC with IC. Which would be a riot because Tex would quite happily call them all cockbites and while the weapons ban would piss her off, she really doesn't need a weapon to kill someone. Dude, the chick can lift a tank. But I'm already so busy with Cameron, that I'm not sure I want to divide my time between the two. Then again, I doubt anyone would be interested in getting to know Tex so she'd be good on her own. She probably wouldn't want to get to know anyone else either. Heh, I still would love to see her make Ash hail to the queen though, because she so would.

Did I mention that I love Tex? I love going on sages with her and just randomly bitching and threatening anyone. So far this has never got me into trouble with another player, heck she's been her bitchy self to god over there and he loved it. I think I'd want her to be a townie so she could continue being a freelancer, but then I imagine a teenage Tex who would already be fully trained and seen some serious action. She'd be pre-O'Malley, though. But she'd need a Church to pine after her while she bags half the town and steals their money.

In the meanwhile, Cameron and Vala are on the sweetest date ever. And Cam is calm. He's not stuttering too much, he's just enjoying this. Probably because the sweet has Vala so off balance that he feels in control at the moment and he knows she's not about to jump him. Or something. I get the feeling he might not object to jumping. *cackles*

Also, it's Vala's fault that I now have half a mind to make Cam a mini!Cam with a messed up memory and let him slowly start remembering. But then again, I kinda like that he's the only teenager. If I change him, the entire SG crew will be clones and yeah... too much.

Comments

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

Aw, don't do that -- leave him a teenager.

Besides. *sighs* I have a memory-loss plot for Archie that I need to get going at some point, and that was in place before I ever realized all the SG folks were doing it too . . .

[woodface]

*chuckles* Yes, sir.

Oooooooooo?

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

Haha. Translation: I accidentally got my own canon chronology mixed up a little bit, and I am anal enough to want to try and retcon that goof.

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Oops!

[technosage.livejournal.com]

*is still so laughing*

You play Cam so perfect that the girls are all off balance about him.

And Beka's oh so much happier now not to have been the only bunny to go a little gaga over him. *snerk*

[woodface]

Yay? *snickers* Shit, I was born the wrong sex! *coughs*

I'm not sure if Vala is all gaga on him just yet. *eyes them* Date isn't over yet technically so who knows what happens.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude. Sam says she'd be very sad if you'd been born a boy. I refer you to the line from Kara earlier about 'practice'.

Lys

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OMG! Sam is right! Yaay for being female!

[(Anonymous)]

*smug*

omg. I want to write, and I can't because I do not want to write on this computer. wah.

And I want to not be so tired I fall into bed almost immediately when I get home. *whine*

I also can't write because my brain doesn't want to write on paper. *sulks*

And without you there to spam bits at. which, er, can't do from here.

[woodface]

But I love it when you spam me here!

*clings omg*

*smoooooooooooooooooooooooches*

[(Anonymous)]

Am less whiny, though the customers aren't.

I should, in fact, get some water, but I'm the only other person not on the phone right now.

*pokes Sam and Kara*

[woodface]

*gives you water*

Kara says Sam should wear pants.

[(Anonymous)]

"Fine."

"Fine?" Kara raised a lazy eyebrow and shifted onto her side, studying Sam.

"You want me in pants, I'll wear pants."

Smirking in triumph, Kara reached out and caught Sam's hand.

---

er, cue meaningful sex or something. With angst.

[woodface]

Yaaay!

Pant!angst?

[(Anonymous)]

er, well, y'know, the whole angst about how she's a proper girl, and women shouldn't wear pants. Plus, her father's a little disappointed about the whole not settling down and giving him grandchildren thing.

OMG.

We could kill Jacob.

[woodface]

Ooooooooo and have her go rogue with Kara?

[(Anonymous)]

Jacob looks very disapproving about this. But it makes for the BEST revenge cliche ever, you know.

And then she and Kara can be outlaws and track the Zarek Gang all over the west until there's a gun battle that ends with them both injured, and almost dying. And then Sam's dad's ghost kills Zarek.

*pause* ok. maybe not the last.

[woodface]

*giggles* I approve!

But they can't really die! OMG!

[(Anonymous)]

*runs home*

[(Anonymous)]

This is getting ridiculous. Bored.

*pokes*

Lys

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*pokes back and shows off shoulder*

[(Anonymous)]

Mm. Shoulder. *eyes it* Y'know, that whole crop is like a smorgasboard of hot. Ponytail, neck, shoulder. thud.

And ear. Ear, too.

sigh.

Oh, I got it bad.

In other news... er... It is warm.

[woodface]

Kara is the hot. Every inch of her.

Warm? *eyes*

[(Anonymous)]

She is.

There is sunlight! I'm not even huddled into my sweater, with the AC on in here! Actually, my back is acting up, so the sweater is balled behind me,making me sit straighter. POSTURE.

Hrm.

*pokes brain*

[woodface]

I am cold! *clings*

[(Anonymous)]

*cuddles* Kara and Sam are in the desert! It's hot there, the kind of stifling heat that sucks the moisture out of things.

"We've been looking for days." Sam knew her tone was dull. She felt dull, washed-out and weary. The sun beat down, draining the energy she'd had in the early morning like a cracked bucket.

"They have to be here."

Giving into the desperation in Kara's tone, Sam reached out and caught her by the elbow. "We have to stop. You're about to fall over, and I'm not much better--" She swore as she got a look at Kara's eyes, and took in the feverish brightness. "Kara, we need to find water."

"I'm fine--"

"No you're not." Using less strength than she thought she'd have to, Sam pulled Kara to a halt. She brought her hand up and touched Kara's forehead. "Crap. You're burning up."

"Crap?" Kara giggled. "At least I've loosened you up."

"Shut up. Save your strength." They were going to need it. Sam had no idea where in the world they were, and she knew Kara would die if they didn't find water and cool her down.

---hah.

[woodface]

EEEEEEEEK! She can't die! *clings*

[(Anonymous)]

omg. LIKE I WOULD KILL HER. For serious, that would be like killing Sam. And that only happens in canon-SG fic.

But Sam says she's been hunting (they've been hunting), and she hasn't taken it easy AT ALL since she got knifed, and now she's got an infection and a fever. And they're stuck in the desert.

Luckily, a cranky old woman, who's been a hermit will find them (her name is Laura). And then she'll help Sam nurse Kara back to help.

And there will be angst because Laura will tell Sam she loves Kara, and their Love Can Never Be (O, the Woe). And Sam will be conflicted and possibly run off and get captured by the bandits when Kara wakes up (wow. BEST ROMANCE NOVEL PLOT EVER)

[woodface]

Eek, I know but still.... *flails and clings*

ZOMG! *thwaps Laura and tells her to mind her own business*

Yaaaaaaaaay!

[(Anonymous)]

*snuggles*

Yes! But she needed to remind Sam of that, and then love will triumph, and in two years, we'll pick up with them in Boston or something, where Sam's going to school and coming home to Kara. Since they are 'roommates'. They called it a Boston Marriage, iirc. ;)

Sadly, Jacob is going to die, I think. But he leaves Sam lots of money. The second book deals with them fighting off men trying to marry Sam for her fortune, a band of jewel thieves...

[woodface]

Is Kara going to settle down for Sam?

Ooooooooo, sequels! Yaaay! Kara will kick their ass.

[(Anonymous)]

Kara better. Sam doesn't share, you know. And even if she has to do the running off and being a bounty hunter far away thing, Sam will survive, since she's in school.

In twenty years, of course, they'll be cranky women living in Canada, or something, trapping bears on their own.

But Sam will miss her terribly, and Kara had BETTER write her.

Of course, this means that there's also an adventure where Kara goes missing and Sam has to track her down, and runs into Jack O'Neill and kicks his ass. Or something like that.

er.

[woodface]

*giggles* I think you're enjoying this AU. And omg, Kara being gone for months at a time and missing Sam and then showing up dirty and hungry and probably with new scars.

[(Anonymous)]

...guh. er. yes.

"Where the hell did you get that?"

Kara laughed, her voice breathless, "Later, Sam."

----

*EYES*

The mental images that conjures. Um. Yes.

[woodface]

I think it might deserve a fic. *smiles sweetly*

[(Anonymous)]

You don't SAY.

sigh.

She's been sitting in her favorite chair for hours, waiting. Not that she's one of those women who waits. No, she's normally a woman who does things. But right now she's waiting, and the anticipation is making her dizzy.

At one point, Sam was reading, catching up on the homework she'd neglected for her experiment. Now, her hands are still, carefully folded in her lap as she stares at the door.

This is so undiginified, she thinks. But she can't do anything else.

A moment later (far too long a time), she hears bootsteps on the stairs.

Her landlady might object to gentlemen callers, but she never said Sam couldn't have girlfriends in her rooms.

The boots pause for a moment, and Sam realizes her hands are fisted around each other. She swallows and pulls them apart, rubbing her sweating palms dry on her skirts.

Please... She doesn't allow herself to finish the plea. Even thinking it was admitting too much.

A knock sounds on her door.

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mwaha. ten minutes!

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*whines* You're evil!

[(Anonymous)]

Sam can't move for a moment, and then she's up and across the room, hands shaking as she unlocks the door and opens it.

"Hi." Kara is leaning casually against the doorframe, but Sam can see that's she's exhausted, grey edging her skin.

"Get in here."

"You only had to ask, honey."

Kara strolls into the apartment, and Sam can't keep herself from stepping next to her and wrapping an arm around her waist. She kicks the door closed.

---dude.

There's nothing more I can write that is g-rated. *eyes*

[woodface]

Awwwww. Use codewords?

[(Anonymous)]

That would ruin the flow of the visual.

*runs home, omg*

[woodface]

True. *sads*

Yaay! *snuggles*