Spiderwoman

Dec. 6th, 2004 06:59 pm
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Jara comes up the stairs and wants to go into the bathroom when she notices a spider sitting above the bathroom door. So quickly retreating into her room and informing Julie of said spider, Jara shouts for her mom.

J: Mooooooooooooooom!
M: What?
Jara: There's a SPIDER!
M (sarcastic): That's going to be something terrible.

A minute passes and mom makes it upstairs. She eyes the spider.

M (still sarcastic): Wow, that's one of those spiders that they pull the legs off to cook.
J: *mutters and retreats fully into the room to not see the ensuing carnage* It's a REAL spider! (instead of those dust spiders Jara normally runs into)
M (having killed the spider): She isn't any more now. *mutters* And every time this goes at the cost of my karma.
J: Nah, you're acting on my instructions. It's all on my karma, there's not much left anyway.
M: Wow, great self image you have there.

/spider crisis

Date: 2004-12-06 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com
*eats the spider*
*becomes tobey macguire*
*dances*
*loses cool powers and becomes liz again*

Thank you.

/randomness due to LACK OF FOOD

Date: 2004-12-06 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splash-the-cat.livejournal.com
Love that your second instinct on seeing the spider (after yelling for your mom to kill it), is to come and tell me.

:)

*msooooooooooooooooch*

Date: 2004-12-06 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splash-the-cat.livejournal.com
*goes to hunt down transatlantic spider poking stick*

Date: 2004-12-07 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erica-w.livejournal.com
I hate spiders. I've thrown a shoe across the room at one (nailed the som'bitch, too). I've even gotten my *cat* to kill a spider for me.

Date: 2004-12-06 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com
I'm like that with bees and wasps.

So of course all through the summer months when my window is open they fly in and get stuck in the window.

I spend a great deal of time standing outside my slammed shut bedroom door yelling at my mum to get rid of the damn thing.

Date: 2004-12-06 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com
Yeah exactly!

'Cept my mum still tries to shame me into doing my own dirty work.
Apparantly at 20 yrs old I should suck it up and dispose of the 'damn things' myself.

Date: 2004-12-06 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janegaudi.livejournal.com
LOL!

i so love your mom sometimes :)

(oh, and you too, sometimes)

Date: 2004-12-07 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janegaudi.livejournal.com
dammit, you found out!

Date: 2004-12-07 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
ik ben een fan van je moeder. En met zo een dochter als jij... :p
En OOOoooooh Ozark Henry! Mooie foto!
Is er een kans dat ik je nog zie voor je vertrekt?

Date: 2004-12-08 10:59 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Och sorry hoor...
Maar als ik de enige ben die mijn naam vergeet te zetten, weet je dan nie da ik het ben?
Ik ga werken, dus kan je eventueel 'savonds of in't weekend? Een filmpje of gewoon iets gaan drinken in Halle?
Ik heb een tijdje geleden gedroomd dat ik afscheid nam van je en vroeg of die rare mensen wel goed voor je gingen zorgen :)
Nie vertellen aan hen hé.
*
severine

Date: 2004-12-09 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Oei, ocharme An.
Ik wil heel graag "house of the flying daggers" zien, maar blijkbaar ben ik te laat...
Zeg je anders es op welk adres ik je kan mailen?

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