Spiderwoman
Dec. 6th, 2004 06:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
woodfaceJara comes up the stairs and wants to go into the bathroom when she notices a spider sitting above the bathroom door. So quickly retreating into her room and informing Julie of said spider, Jara shouts for her mom.
J: Mooooooooooooooom!
M: What?
Jara: There's a SPIDER!
M (sarcastic): That's going to be something terrible.
A minute passes and mom makes it upstairs. She eyes the spider.
M (still sarcastic): Wow, that's one of those spiders that they pull the legs off to cook.
J: *mutters and retreats fully into the room to not see the ensuing carnage* It's a REAL spider! (instead of those dust spiders Jara normally runs into)
M (having killed the spider): She isn't any more now. *mutters* And every time this goes at the cost of my karma.
J: Nah, you're acting on my instructions. It's all on my karma, there's not much left anyway.
M: Wow, great self image you have there.
/spider crisis
J: Mooooooooooooooom!
M: What?
Jara: There's a SPIDER!
M (sarcastic): That's going to be something terrible.
A minute passes and mom makes it upstairs. She eyes the spider.
M (still sarcastic): Wow, that's one of those spiders that they pull the legs off to cook.
J: *mutters and retreats fully into the room to not see the ensuing carnage* It's a REAL spider! (instead of those dust spiders Jara normally runs into)
M (having killed the spider): She isn't any more now. *mutters* And every time this goes at the cost of my karma.
J: Nah, you're acting on my instructions. It's all on my karma, there's not much left anyway.
M: Wow, great self image you have there.
/spider crisis
