Drabble: The realistic SG-1

[woodface]

This is not really a fic and I won't place it anywhere else.
Category: Parody (eeeeeeeeeeek)
Rating: G
A/N:This is a parody. Yes, I'm feeling very ashamed of myself. It's a response to a discussion held on nostalgia_lj's lj.

This is what would happen if Sam and Daniel were just mere mortals like us.


They were cornered, the only way out of the temple was the door right in front of them.

“Will someone please open that damn door?” Jack begged as Teal’c’s staffweapon refused to blast through the metal.

“I’m trying, sir!” Sam looked ready to kick the door. “I just can’t make sense of this technology.”

The footsteps were getting nearer.

“Daniel?” Jack asked, hopeful as the man was studying some inscriptions.

“I think it might be a manual on how to open the door.”

“Well, then read it!”

“I can’t! I’ve never seen this alphabet before.”

They ran out of time.

Comments

[kataclysmic.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

[woodface]

*g*

[woodface]

Ship?

[malinne.livejournal.com]

Oops, I scrambled my lj responses. That one wasn't for you. Yours was..."oh, no...say it isn't so!"

LOL! Sorry...I'm a bit off today. (I know...what's new, right!)

[woodface]

*pats* Is it dangerous? ;o)

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thank god they're not mortal then, eh? The show would be so boring ;-)

[woodface]

We'd need a new cast every week cause they'd constantly get killed!

[seadancer.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

[woodface]

=oD

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaaa!

[woodface]

They'd all be dead by now, yo!

[pollylynn.livejournal.com]

I dunno . . . Zombie SG-1 has some appeal. Hammond would clearly be their Zombie master. And if I were Hammond, I'd make 'em do kinky stuff. There are only so many British Columbias you can go to before the Zombie master palate cries out for a foursome.

[woodface]

I'm not sure if Zombie kink is my cup of tea. Aren't zombies decombusting?

[tv-elf.livejournal.com]

Snerk snerk

[woodface]

*g*

[alliesings.livejournal.com]

Duuuuude! LOL

[woodface]

Radical ;o)

[deltachild.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Niiice.

[woodface]

Thanks

Heh.

[aj.livejournal.com]

AND THEY ALL DIED!

Re: Heh.

[woodface]

Yes!

[elly427.livejournal.com]

I'd really, really, REALLY want the show to end like this.

:D

[woodface]

Well in that case I need to add the line

"And Jack kissed Carter until they both ran out of air"

*g*

[elly427.livejournal.com]

Okay. Yeah. That's how the show should end. All of that plus this. Print this sucker off, send it to the boys and sit back til your writer's check comes. Seriously. DO IT! :)

[woodface]

*laughs* Somehow I don't think they're waiting for me.

[jemster.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

They're gone!!! All gone!!!

Now the fate of the world is in the hands of Jack and Teal'c and they aren't even looping...

We're *so* dead!!!

[woodface]

Well, Jack and Teal'c are kinda dead too...

So yeah, earth's about to be blown up ;o)

[starbuck92.livejournal.com]

Hm. That'd make an excellent series finale. *g*

[woodface]

Bwah, like I said if it's the finale Jack should at least lay one on Sam *g*

[besyd.livejournal.com]

Just. ROTFL. Loudly.

[woodface]

Careful you don't roll into something!

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

*giggles* OH, the humanity. ;)

[woodface]

*beams*