Drabble: The realistic SG-1
Jun. 17th, 2004 03:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
woodfaceThis is not really a fic and I won't place it anywhere else.
Category: Parody (eeeeeeeeeeek)
Rating: G
A/N:This is a parody. Yes, I'm feeling very ashamed of myself. It's a response to a discussion held on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nostalgia_lj's lj.
This is what would happen if Sam and Daniel were just mere mortals like us.
They were cornered, the only way out of the temple was the door right in front of them.
“Will someone please open that damn door?” Jack begged as Teal’c’s staffweapon refused to blast through the metal.
“I’m trying, sir!” Sam looked ready to kick the door. “I just can’t make sense of this technology.”
The footsteps were getting nearer.
“Daniel?” Jack asked, hopeful as the man was studying some inscriptions.
“I think it might be a manual on how to open the door.”
“Well, then read it!”
“I can’t! I’ve never seen this alphabet before.”
They ran out of time.
Category: Parody (eeeeeeeeeeek)
Rating: G
A/N:This is a parody. Yes, I'm feeling very ashamed of myself. It's a response to a discussion held on
nostalgia_lj's lj. This is what would happen if Sam and Daniel were just mere mortals like us.
They were cornered, the only way out of the temple was the door right in front of them.
“Will someone please open that damn door?” Jack begged as Teal’c’s staffweapon refused to blast through the metal.
“I’m trying, sir!” Sam looked ready to kick the door. “I just can’t make sense of this technology.”
The footsteps were getting nearer.
“Daniel?” Jack asked, hopeful as the man was studying some inscriptions.
“I think it might be a manual on how to open the door.”
“Well, then read it!”
“I can’t! I’ve never seen this alphabet before.”
They ran out of time.
