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Top I Will Ship HARDCORE No Exceptions
1. Vala/Cameron: Because Cameron puts up with Vala without bitching or complaining. He doesn't try to change her, he takes her as she is. Somehow he manages to see right past her façade to what is right there and he doesn't push and shove for her to act like he wants her to act. Because he lets her hang on to his backpack and he doesn't even bat an eye about it. He won't let her steal his jello, but he doesn't complain when she steals a fry from his plate when she thinks he isn't looking. Plus, she handcuffed him in his boxers to the bed and then touched his dog tags. What's not to like?
2. Han/Leia: They're the first ship ever. They just belong together.
3. Sam/Kara: For they are hot and crossover but they just work!
4. John/Aeryn: They both became more thanks to each other.
5. Sara/Michael: Because he's in prison and she still sees the good in him.
6. Julian/Jadzia: In the end, she really did love his attention and he made her smile. They were cute and meant to be and it was strong enough for Ezri to see what Jadzia saw.
7. Tom/Zoe: Because he's there when she needs him. When she made a mistake, he erased it for her. When he finally loses it, she loses it with him and then he leaves and she loses her anchor.
8. Church/Tex: They abuse each other. They're screwed up and they can't have a conversation without fighting, but in the end he still sees her as his girlfriend. In the end, she still fought O'Malley's influence off and let him live.
9. Lupin/Tonks: Because he's been miserable and lonely for years now and she's probably the best thing that could have happened to him.
10. Luke/Lorelai: He's grumpy and stubborn, but he'll still do anything to make her happy. They just keep getting their wires crossed and he keeps waiting too long because he doesn't see a whole lot in himself, but he's her center and she needs someone to ground her.
11. Tom Paris/B'Elanna Torres: Because they fought none stop and I love relationships that start like that until they're making out against a wall. Because nothing quite beats Tom Paris' indignation at B'Elanna biting him when she goes through Pon Farr. Because despite really, really wanting her, he still held off and never abused the situation. Because when they took her klingon half, he protected her.
Ten Ships I Scream and Run Away From:
1. Mal/Inara: She's a COW omg. Seriously, kill her off or something. Ack.
2. Daniel/Vala: All the reasons why I like Vala/Cameron really. Daniel wants to change Vala to what he thinks she should be.
3. Worf/Jadzia: Because he took away some of the greatness that was Jadzia. He made her act more like Curzon and suddenly everything about her had to be Klingon related.
4. Logan/Veronica: He's an ass and he needs to deal with his issues before he'll be nearly as mature as Veronica. She deserves better and I don't think she's happy with it either.
5. Kara/Lee: Emotional incest anyone?
6. Danny/Zoe: They just don't work omg.
7. Weir/Sheppard: Sheppard's a ho. He shows little respect, he's a bad 2IC and he constantly undermines her.
8. Veronica/Lamb: (Shut up, it was always here. I did not just add it.) OMGWTFAREYOUINSANE?
9-10. Anything slash: I simply just don't care. Jack isn't gay. Neither is Cameron. So stop it.
And the ten sexily platonic ships I dabble in happily!:
1. Sam/Cameron: They have breakfast together. He thinks she's the greatest thing since bread came sliced, or he at least thinks she invented sliced bread. And she can tease him and he'll just roll his eyes and grump a bit, but it's kinda cute.
2. Katara/Zuko: One day Zuko will find himself and he'll fall in love and it will be with a waterbender!
3. Veronica/Weevil: Cause he's there every time she needs him to be.
4. Eowyn/Aragorn: Because if Tolkien would have gone with it, their love would have been as epic as Tristan and Isolde.
5. Mahandra/Aaron: They're adorable. That's it. They're just... *squishes them*
6. Picard/Crusher: They've been friends for so long, they could be so much more. They just don't seem to go there because they don't want to risk losing that friendship or they don't want to risk acting unprofessional because of their feelings.
7. Mal/Zoe: Before she met Wash, she was in love with her captain. She got over it. She turned those feelings into loyalty and she wouldn't go back to change it because in the end Wash was the only one for her, but it still was there at the very beginning.
8. Chloe/Lex: Let's face it, they're the two good things in this show. I had a theory about them too. About how Lex finally truly becomes evil. See, Lex and Chloe will eventually get together but Lex will be aware that somewhere Chloe still has feelings for Clark. When Chloe gets killed and Clark comes too late to save her, Lex blames him for letting her die and because he's jealous because he still thinks Chloe likes Clark better. It's why he gets to obsessed with Lois Lane, because it's Chloe all over again.
9. Weir/Cameron: Yes, I'm aware that I'll pretty much ship Cameron with anyone. Just bare with me here. They'd work. My god, would they work. Because Cameron isn't the jackass that Sheppard is. He'd be good for Weir. He'd actually follow her orders and would give her confidence instead of undermine her. Plus, he's not a ho.
10. Fraser/Tatcher: They could be so much. She's hard and cold, but she melts a little around him. And he's a gentleman and he'll ask what perfum she's wearing when she's really not wearing anything and they kiss on top of moving trains.
11. Sokka/Suki: Because she really does like him and he's so scared to lose someone again, but Sokka deserves to be happy. Because she got him to wear a dress and made him for just a little while forget he was dressed up like a girl. Because she humiliated him and he still went back and sat down on his knees asking if she'd train him. Because Sokka is an idiot half of the time, but he could so be her idiot.
12. Kara/Anders: He got her to settle down in more than just one way. He makes her smile and laugh. He makes her happy and she's beautiful when she's happy and no longer trying to break her neck.
13. Fred/Wesley: Because he understood her better than Gunn ever did. He let her do what she needed to do and didn't try wrapping her up and keeping her away from anything bad. And I haven't seen S5 entirely yet so don't spoil me omg.
14. Wolverine/Rogue and Nightcrawler/Storm in the movies: because I can.
Top Ten Fandom High Pairings:
1. Vala/Cameron: I'm sorry, but I just miss my OTP.
2. Angela/Marty: Because the world would implode if they stopped being together.
3. Willow/Peter Pevensie: They're the cute and Peter is the bestest boyfriend ever.
4. Callisto/Angel: It was messed up, but so good to watch.
5. John/Aeryn: Duh.
6. Barbossa/Miho: Pirates and ninjas. It's meant to be.
7. Kawalsky/Sam: They'd be so much fun!
8. Kawalsky/Tex: Shut up. It'd be fun, okay? She's throw him in the duckpond at least twice a week and they'd get married and divorced more than you can count.
9. Xander/Bridge: They were cute and actually made me like slash.
10. Veronica/Cameron: Because I'm going full circle and I really think this has potential.
familyarchives. Note, that I'm listing in no particular order here.Top I Will Ship HARDCORE No Exceptions
1. Vala/Cameron: Because Cameron puts up with Vala without bitching or complaining. He doesn't try to change her, he takes her as she is. Somehow he manages to see right past her façade to what is right there and he doesn't push and shove for her to act like he wants her to act. Because he lets her hang on to his backpack and he doesn't even bat an eye about it. He won't let her steal his jello, but he doesn't complain when she steals a fry from his plate when she thinks he isn't looking. Plus, she handcuffed him in his boxers to the bed and then touched his dog tags. What's not to like?
2. Han/Leia: They're the first ship ever. They just belong together.
3. Sam/Kara: For they are hot and crossover but they just work!
4. John/Aeryn: They both became more thanks to each other.
5. Sara/Michael: Because he's in prison and she still sees the good in him.
6. Julian/Jadzia: In the end, she really did love his attention and he made her smile. They were cute and meant to be and it was strong enough for Ezri to see what Jadzia saw.
7. Tom/Zoe: Because he's there when she needs him. When she made a mistake, he erased it for her. When he finally loses it, she loses it with him and then he leaves and she loses her anchor.
8. Church/Tex: They abuse each other. They're screwed up and they can't have a conversation without fighting, but in the end he still sees her as his girlfriend. In the end, she still fought O'Malley's influence off and let him live.
9. Lupin/Tonks: Because he's been miserable and lonely for years now and she's probably the best thing that could have happened to him.
10. Luke/Lorelai: He's grumpy and stubborn, but he'll still do anything to make her happy. They just keep getting their wires crossed and he keeps waiting too long because he doesn't see a whole lot in himself, but he's her center and she needs someone to ground her.
11. Tom Paris/B'Elanna Torres: Because they fought none stop and I love relationships that start like that until they're making out against a wall. Because nothing quite beats Tom Paris' indignation at B'Elanna biting him when she goes through Pon Farr. Because despite really, really wanting her, he still held off and never abused the situation. Because when they took her klingon half, he protected her.
Ten Ships I Scream and Run Away From:
1. Mal/Inara: She's a COW omg. Seriously, kill her off or something. Ack.
2. Daniel/Vala: All the reasons why I like Vala/Cameron really. Daniel wants to change Vala to what he thinks she should be.
3. Worf/Jadzia: Because he took away some of the greatness that was Jadzia. He made her act more like Curzon and suddenly everything about her had to be Klingon related.
4. Logan/Veronica: He's an ass and he needs to deal with his issues before he'll be nearly as mature as Veronica. She deserves better and I don't think she's happy with it either.
5. Kara/Lee: Emotional incest anyone?
6. Danny/Zoe: They just don't work omg.
7. Weir/Sheppard: Sheppard's a ho. He shows little respect, he's a bad 2IC and he constantly undermines her.
8. Veronica/Lamb: (Shut up, it was always here. I did not just add it.) OMGWTFAREYOUINSANE?
9-10. Anything slash: I simply just don't care. Jack isn't gay. Neither is Cameron. So stop it.
And the ten sexily platonic ships I dabble in happily!:
1. Sam/Cameron: They have breakfast together. He thinks she's the greatest thing since bread came sliced, or he at least thinks she invented sliced bread. And she can tease him and he'll just roll his eyes and grump a bit, but it's kinda cute.
2. Katara/Zuko: One day Zuko will find himself and he'll fall in love and it will be with a waterbender!
3. Veronica/Weevil: Cause he's there every time she needs him to be.
4. Eowyn/Aragorn: Because if Tolkien would have gone with it, their love would have been as epic as Tristan and Isolde.
5. Mahandra/Aaron: They're adorable. That's it. They're just... *squishes them*
6. Picard/Crusher: They've been friends for so long, they could be so much more. They just don't seem to go there because they don't want to risk losing that friendship or they don't want to risk acting unprofessional because of their feelings.
7. Mal/Zoe: Before she met Wash, she was in love with her captain. She got over it. She turned those feelings into loyalty and she wouldn't go back to change it because in the end Wash was the only one for her, but it still was there at the very beginning.
8. Chloe/Lex: Let's face it, they're the two good things in this show. I had a theory about them too. About how Lex finally truly becomes evil. See, Lex and Chloe will eventually get together but Lex will be aware that somewhere Chloe still has feelings for Clark. When Chloe gets killed and Clark comes too late to save her, Lex blames him for letting her die and because he's jealous because he still thinks Chloe likes Clark better. It's why he gets to obsessed with Lois Lane, because it's Chloe all over again.
9. Weir/Cameron: Yes, I'm aware that I'll pretty much ship Cameron with anyone. Just bare with me here. They'd work. My god, would they work. Because Cameron isn't the jackass that Sheppard is. He'd be good for Weir. He'd actually follow her orders and would give her confidence instead of undermine her. Plus, he's not a ho.
10. Fraser/Tatcher: They could be so much. She's hard and cold, but she melts a little around him. And he's a gentleman and he'll ask what perfum she's wearing when she's really not wearing anything and they kiss on top of moving trains.
11. Sokka/Suki: Because she really does like him and he's so scared to lose someone again, but Sokka deserves to be happy. Because she got him to wear a dress and made him for just a little while forget he was dressed up like a girl. Because she humiliated him and he still went back and sat down on his knees asking if she'd train him. Because Sokka is an idiot half of the time, but he could so be her idiot.
12. Kara/Anders: He got her to settle down in more than just one way. He makes her smile and laugh. He makes her happy and she's beautiful when she's happy and no longer trying to break her neck.
13. Fred/Wesley: Because he understood her better than Gunn ever did. He let her do what she needed to do and didn't try wrapping her up and keeping her away from anything bad. And I haven't seen S5 entirely yet so don't spoil me omg.
14. Wolverine/Rogue and Nightcrawler/Storm in the movies: because I can.
Top Ten Fandom High Pairings:
1. Vala/Cameron: I'm sorry, but I just miss my OTP.
2. Angela/Marty: Because the world would implode if they stopped being together.
3. Willow/Peter Pevensie: They're the cute and Peter is the bestest boyfriend ever.
4. Callisto/Angel: It was messed up, but so good to watch.
5. John/Aeryn: Duh.
6. Barbossa/Miho: Pirates and ninjas. It's meant to be.
7. Kawalsky/Sam: They'd be so much fun!
8. Kawalsky/Tex: Shut up. It'd be fun, okay? She's throw him in the duckpond at least twice a week and they'd get married and divorced more than you can count.
9. Xander/Bridge: They were cute and actually made me like slash.
10. Veronica/Cameron: Because I'm going full circle and I really think this has potential.
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Date: 2006-10-16 08:42 pm (UTC)11. Sokka/Suki: Because she really does like him and he's so scared to lose someone again, but Sokka deserves to be happy. Because she got him to wear a dress and made him for just a little while forget he was dressed up like a girl. Because she humiliated him and he still went back and sat down on his knees asking if she'd train him. Because Sokka is an idiot half of the time, but he could so be her idiot.
So much yes!
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Date: 2006-10-16 08:44 pm (UTC)*squashes Sokka and Suki*
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Date: 2006-10-16 08:56 pm (UTC)And I miss Cam/Vala toooo.
But Cam/V yay!
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Date: 2006-10-16 09:03 pm (UTC)But yes, yay! *snuggles pairing*
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Date: 2006-10-16 09:29 pm (UTC)Oh thank god I'm not the only one.
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Date: 2006-10-16 09:42 pm (UTC)Of course, I sort of blame Cameron partly for this as he didn't like Logan and that sort of leaked through to me. I'm okay with him, I just think Veronica can do so much better.
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Date: 2006-10-16 11:09 pm (UTC)3. BUT OF COURSE.
*skims list*
Shep is a whore.
1, 9. This is because he deserves sex. And a relationship.
6. Aw, bless. Yes.
*wanders off, gleeful*
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Date: 2006-10-16 11:15 pm (UTC)Which 6 are you aw-ing at?
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Date: 2006-10-16 11:36 pm (UTC)Also, Katara/Zuko and Sokka/Suki, yes, yes, and yes.
And awww Peter: *tries his best omg*
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:04 am (UTC)But tomorrow! Tomorrow, I shall rise again!
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Date: 2006-10-17 02:36 am (UTC)*loves* Veronica will always be secretly in love with Weevil. And if they ever did get together it would be lusty hot.
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Date: 2006-10-17 10:52 am (UTC)