Dishes conversation

[woodface]

Mom: Do you know how many security officers Bush has with him?
Jara: Errrrr *clueless* 150?
Mom: 800. He even brought his own two limousines with him. *continues talking about security* Can you imagine how paranoid that guy is?
Jara: He knows he has a reason to be paranoid.
Mom: Yeah well, in that case he can stay home and send us an email. We don't want to hear his crap here anyway.

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[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, in that case he can stay home and send us an email.

Bwah!

yo belgium! waz up? do u like me? i like your fries. they rool! can i park sum tanks in your place? let me know. w.

(Yes, I realize that I suck at emulating netspeak.)

[woodface]

*snerks* Actually, one of our journalists got to interview him before he came over and he was all raving about how he bought chocolates last time he came *facepalms*

It's strangely disturbing that I have no problems with Bush writing netspeak.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

Except that it would require him to know how to use a computer, about which I have my doubts...

[woodface]

I'm sure he has some smart personal around to type for him?

[audrich.livejournal.com]

Your mum rocks!
Put her in charge!
Think how much money she would save the world!

[woodface]

Oh wow, now that would be interesting *g*

[amilyn.livejournal.com]

Good gods. I offer my sympathies to your and your fellow Belgians.

*ugh*

[woodface]

*giggles* Thanks, hon *snuggles*

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

You think you can find a driver for him that will lose him somewhere? We don't need him back, not really...

[woodface]

Dude, if he has 800 of his security with him, I'm sure he also has a driver of his own.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

But if you gave them all different directions... You sure you can't lose him? The world would be a better place!

[woodface]

Can't he get lost in Germany or something? I don't want to run the risk of accidently meeting him in the wild.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

Tell your mom that many of us are grateful to you for giving us a brief vacation from him. ;->

[woodface]

*snickers* I'll let her know, not sure if she'll be happy with it though.

[(Anonymous)]

Je had mee moeten gaan betogen gisterennamiddag voor de ambassade. Niet dat hij er veel van merkt of zo, maar het is toch een teken dat veel belgen het niet eens zijn met zijn beleid, vind ik.
En je mam is fantastisch :)

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[janegaudi.livejournal.com]

lol, I have always loved your mom's subtlety :D

[woodface]

*snerks* She has her moments.

[wikidwitch.livejournal.com]

Heh, much amused. It's nice to know everyone loves and adores the man :P

[woodface]

Our love for Bush is indescribable.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Your mother rocks, man!