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hyare here. Heh. Jara is completely knackered from flight + intimidated by qwerty keyboard and told me, "update my journal for me." And I said, "What do you want me to say?" and she said, "Just anything," and I said "You talk, I'll type," and she said her brain was too tired to think and I said, "NO YOU CRAZY HO, TYPE YOUR OWN BLEEPING ENTRY" and she sez: "OMG, DOITNOW OR I SMACK YOU DED WITH CHEESE," and I was all, "NO MEANS NO" and we just decided to go to sleep instead. And yes, it happened almost *exactly* like that, am reporting it practically verbatim.
Anyway, was brushing my teeth (Jara already unconscious, but not, as you may think, because she got hit with dairy products, she just sleeping, yo), and praying that Jara wouldn't look behind my shower curtain. The plumber came by tonight but just shook his head and said the problem was more than he could handle alone and said would be back first thing tomorrow morning. Am assuming he'll bring reinforcements, hopefully in the form of SG-13, who are great for watching your six and putting a snake down your bath drains and practical things like that. Plus, have bebe named "Janet" and that is ALL TO DA GOOD.
Er...anyway.
While in the middle of brushing teeth realized what Jara would say if she had energy/standard Belgian keyboard. So decided *will* write entry for her. Here is what she would most likely say:
Got into Atlanta. Customs people stupid. Hya is the chillest of the faboo. And so thin! With great hair! Apartment decorated with utmost taste and not at all barren and/or messy. Sure that strange proliferation of moldy cheese in various rooms is cutting-edge artistic statement in home decor. She is also very sparkly. Did I mention thin? She told me not to look in behind the shower curtain into the tub, or open the refrigerator if I value my life. So considerate of her to think of my safety! She really is wonderful. She can have ALL the chocolate I brought. Yes, ALL of them. Because she is probably the smartest, funniest, thinest, sparkliest person EVER. Her compassion for her fellow man is boundless and she wants world peace more than anything. Hopefully will find stash of pr0n on her computer soon then trip will get much more interesting.
Anyway, am pretty sure that is what she would write. She all "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" now and I was all, "OMG YOU CRAZY BITCH QUIT THE SNORING" and she was all "[cussing in Dutch in sleep]."
Me tired too, finished LAST EXAM this morning (Wheeee!!!). *yawn* Am beat.
Good night. Heh.
*has fun picking from all her cool userpics*
hyare here. Heh. Jara is completely knackered from flight + intimidated by qwerty keyboard and told me, "update my journal for me." And I said, "What do you want me to say?" and she said, "Just anything," and I said "You talk, I'll type," and she said her brain was too tired to think and I said, "NO YOU CRAZY HO, TYPE YOUR OWN BLEEPING ENTRY" and she sez: "OMG, DOITNOW OR I SMACK YOU DED WITH CHEESE," and I was all, "NO MEANS NO" and we just decided to go to sleep instead. And yes, it happened almost *exactly* like that, am reporting it practically verbatim.Anyway, was brushing my teeth (Jara already unconscious, but not, as you may think, because she got hit with dairy products, she just sleeping, yo), and praying that Jara wouldn't look behind my shower curtain. The plumber came by tonight but just shook his head and said the problem was more than he could handle alone and said would be back first thing tomorrow morning. Am assuming he'll bring reinforcements, hopefully in the form of SG-13, who are great for watching your six and putting a snake down your bath drains and practical things like that. Plus, have bebe named "Janet" and that is ALL TO DA GOOD.
Er...anyway.
While in the middle of brushing teeth realized what Jara would say if she had energy/standard Belgian keyboard. So decided *will* write entry for her. Here is what she would most likely say:
Got into Atlanta. Customs people stupid. Hya is the chillest of the faboo. And so thin! With great hair! Apartment decorated with utmost taste and not at all barren and/or messy. Sure that strange proliferation of moldy cheese in various rooms is cutting-edge artistic statement in home decor. She is also very sparkly. Did I mention thin? She told me not to look in behind the shower curtain into the tub, or open the refrigerator if I value my life. So considerate of her to think of my safety! She really is wonderful. She can have ALL the chocolate I brought. Yes, ALL of them. Because she is probably the smartest, funniest, thinest, sparkliest person EVER. Her compassion for her fellow man is boundless and she wants world peace more than anything. Hopefully will find stash of pr0n on her computer soon then trip will get much more interesting.
Anyway, am pretty sure that is what she would write. She all "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" now and I was all, "OMG YOU CRAZY BITCH QUIT THE SNORING" and she was all "[cussing in Dutch in sleep]."
Me tired too, finished LAST EXAM this morning (Wheeee!!!). *yawn* Am beat.
Good night. Heh.
*has fun picking from all her cool userpics*
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Date: 2004-12-15 02:50 pm (UTC)Don't mess with virgin!Jack baby. Kinda amamzed you don't want to get rid of girl!Jack.
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Date: 2004-12-15 05:58 am (UTC)*ravishes Hya and Jara*
(eeee!!!)
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Date: 2004-12-15 07:49 am (UTC)I'm glad our Jara got there all right.
Have fun!
severine
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Date: 2004-12-15 02:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-15 10:01 am (UTC)Glad Jara is there safe and sound.
I was trying to think of something witty to say, but I can't stop laughing :D
Tell her QWERTY rukez, ko
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Date: 2004-12-15 10:11 am (UTC)darn, now i want hyare on my friends list =)
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Date: 2004-12-15 02:53 pm (UTC)And you so do because she is the coolest *g*
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Date: 2004-12-15 06:04 pm (UTC)mm, tough choice.
percivalies!
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Date: 2004-12-15 06:56 pm (UTC)Ni!
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Date: 2004-12-16 01:58 pm (UTC)hee, I will!
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