Repeat after me

[woodface]

Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.

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[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.
Sam and Jack do NOT have dimples.

Do I get a cookie?

[angelfinn.livejournal.com]

Yes, ma'am. ;)

[woodface]

Good minion *pats*

*hands over cookie*

[woodface]

*pats* Good girl ;o)

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

But it sounds cute!

::evil smirk::

[woodface]

Oh for crying out loud!

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

It was the dimples that undid him every time.

General Hammond looked silently at the two officers before him, who'd just been caught kissing in the locker room and should almost certainly be court martialled.

"Can you give me one reason why you both should not be thrown from the SGC in contempt?"

O'Neill and Carter looked at each other.

"None, sir," O'Neill said. "We are sorry."

Carter stole a glance at O'Neill just as he glanced at her and they smiled at each other. The dimples flashed at Hammond. It broke him. They were just too magnetic.

"This once," he said, rising majestically, "This once, I shall tell the President on that red phone there, that another pesky alien virus has infected the Base. Meanwhile..."

"We'll never let it happen again," Carter said, eagerly.

"You will never be caught again," Hammond corrected, watching happily as the dimples came out again.

"Thank you sir," Jack said, pressing Hammond's hand warmly. "We can't tell you how happy we are."

Hammond smiled benevolently. "I think this virus has the potential to be very bad. Rampant, even. I'd use this time well if I was you."

Carter was already tugging O'Neill out of the door.

"Yes, sir!" O'Neill saluted as he was unceremoniously hauled away.

Anytime, thought Hammond. He wondered how far they would get from his office before they started kissing again.

He was such a sucker for dimples.

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

I am not your minion unless you are mine.

I just wanted a cookie!

[woodface]

I think we're both Julie's minions.

[woodface]

Hammond/dimples OTP!

*cackles* You're nuts. *smooooooch*

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Sorry but I can't resist the dimples... ;)

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

Hammond/dimples OTP!

Someone should make an icon.

*cackles* You're nuts. *smooooooch*

But I thought that was why you loved me!

[woodface]

Apparently neither can Hammond. Check Claira's response.

[woodface]

I'm not someone =oP

And yes, I do. *hugs*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

Could there be an icon if there are, in fact, as Jara proposes, no dimples?

[woodface]

You're too smart for this world.

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

I someone else may need to use my their mad PS skilz. ;)

Why are you never online? *whine*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm sure dimples could be manipped, and then they could terrify BOTH of us.

-- Little Red, who has a completely unnatural fear of such things

[woodface]

I think I'll stick to the elf ears for Sam, thank you very much.

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

Er... because I suck.

When I get back from Providence? *tries to look cute*

[woodface]

Providence, MA? Cape Cod? Gay ville?

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

You're thinking of Provincetown, but, given that you're on the other side of the pond and got it right to within two states, I'll give you credit anyway :)

Providence is in Rhode Island. A TV show of occasional quality called, amazingly, "Providence", was set there. I watched it only a few times and only to squeee at the skyline. :)

Although I am totally going to hang out with a bunch of gay and sexually omnivorous friends, so, close... ;)

[woodface]

Damn! I keep mixing them up. We went to Province and we going to go to Providence too but that got cancelled. If we had gone there, I might have remembered.

Sorry =o(

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Not even on their butts?

[woodface]

Smartass.