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splash_the_cat, Catalyst of M
Sep. 27th, 2004 09:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
woodface"Wait, I'm doing what?"
"Updating Jara's livejournal, sir."
"Her what?"
"Her livejournal. It's sort of a diary on the internet." Carter reached over his shoulder and typed in a url, then clicked around the screen a few times with the mouse. "There. Just type something in that empty box, and click the post button when you're done."
Jack stared at the blank screen, then peered over his shoulder at Carter. "What does she want me to put there?"
"Write down what you plan to do this weekend." She returned to her workbench and picked up two pieces of wire, frowning at them.
"I don't think 'Drink beer, watch hockey and sleep a lot' is really that interesting."
Carter put the wires down. Then picked one back up and bent it in half. "Then just make something up."
Cracking his knuckles, Jack turned back to the monitor. "Okay, make something up." He typed his name and then deleted it. Typed "Daniel is a big dork," snickered, and deleted that too.
A quiet "Damn it," caught his attention, and he glanced back to see Carter glaring at something in her hand. He watched as her fingers carefully and quickly twisted the various wires poking out of whatever it was. Watched the little furrow of her brow as she concentrated, the movement of her lips as she muttered to herself. Watched the line of her shoulders as she turned away from him, swearing softly as she dropped a wire.
And then she bent over.
And Jack grinned.
His fingers clattered across the keyboard. Carter is HOT. I mean, really, really hot. And bending over like that? Yowza.
"Sir?"
Whoops. Grabbing the mouse, he started to move it to minimize the window when the screen suddenly changed. "What the?"
The screen now said "Updating journal... Update successful. You can view your updated journal here."
"Oh crap."
"Updating Jara's livejournal, sir."
"Her what?"
"Her livejournal. It's sort of a diary on the internet." Carter reached over his shoulder and typed in a url, then clicked around the screen a few times with the mouse. "There. Just type something in that empty box, and click the post button when you're done."
Jack stared at the blank screen, then peered over his shoulder at Carter. "What does she want me to put there?"
"Write down what you plan to do this weekend." She returned to her workbench and picked up two pieces of wire, frowning at them.
"I don't think 'Drink beer, watch hockey and sleep a lot' is really that interesting."
Carter put the wires down. Then picked one back up and bent it in half. "Then just make something up."
Cracking his knuckles, Jack turned back to the monitor. "Okay, make something up." He typed his name and then deleted it. Typed "Daniel is a big dork," snickered, and deleted that too.
A quiet "Damn it," caught his attention, and he glanced back to see Carter glaring at something in her hand. He watched as her fingers carefully and quickly twisted the various wires poking out of whatever it was. Watched the little furrow of her brow as she concentrated, the movement of her lips as she muttered to herself. Watched the line of her shoulders as she turned away from him, swearing softly as she dropped a wire.
And then she bent over.
And Jack grinned.
His fingers clattered across the keyboard. Carter is HOT. I mean, really, really hot. And bending over like that? Yowza.
"Sir?"
Whoops. Grabbing the mouse, he started to move it to minimize the window when the screen suddenly changed. "What the?"
The screen now said "Updating journal... Update successful. You can view your updated journal here."
"Oh crap."
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Date: 2004-09-27 07:56 pm (UTC)Thanks for making me laugh before I have to go The Most Boring Class Ever. :)
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Date: 2004-09-27 10:55 pm (UTC)Hee, glad to see that ordering Julie around paid off ;o)
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Date: 2004-09-27 08:24 pm (UTC)"This?" Jack took the email print-out Hammond held out to him.
Carter, meet me in the storage closet on Level 19. Don't bring your shirt.
"Crap."
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Date: 2004-09-27 09:51 pm (UTC)You made my afternoon, man. Dude. I primal-screamed and then I got to see cuteness.
And Jack in trouble.
And the Level 19 Storage Closet! *MWHAHAHAHAHAH*
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:17 pm (UTC)Now I just need to convince Jara that that counts for the storage closet smut she keeps demanding...
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Date: 2004-09-27 10:56 pm (UTC)Excuse me while I giggle for the next hour.
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Date: 2004-09-27 08:17 pm (UTC)I SOOOO LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!! *EBG*
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Date: 2004-09-28 08:44 am (UTC)*gasps for breath*
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*goes for lie down*
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Date: 2004-09-28 06:59 pm (UTC)Delete Journal entry Jack!!!!! Delete damn you!
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