Woe is me

Aug. 27th, 2004 09:47 pm
woodface: (numb_stars_like_dust)
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Julie: Boy, we're all just out to make you miserable today, aren't we?
Jara: yes


People I started hating today:

[livejournal.com profile] splash_the_cat, for writing slash.
[livejournal.com profile] lytarules, for planning Sam/Teal'c.

No wonder I lost my squee.



ETA: [livejournal.com profile] lyssie goes unto my "people I love" list. She wrote me this. Thank you! *huge big knuffels*

Date: 2004-08-27 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splash-the-cat.livejournal.com
"Jack, why aren't you wearing pants?"
"We're having sex, right?"
"We are?"
"Oh, for crying out loud..."

Date: 2004-08-27 07:57 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2004-08-27 08:14 pm (UTC)
ext_18106: (Default)
From: [identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com
*cracks knuckles*

It always surprised her when he smirked.

Oh, not initially. And, not for the reasons she once would have had.

No, it surprised her because...

He just.. shouldn't.

He was old and decrepit and he still *smirked*. It almost depressed her.

Sam Carter knew this was *not* a logical reaction. In fact, she was pretty certain that this reaction was so far removed from logic that even Van Gogh would raise an eyebrow (or a knife, but she didn't want to consider chopping Jack's ear off. Even if it was vaguely appealing).

"What?"

Could she hit him? Nail her commanding officer with a punch that would knock him off of his bed and onto the floor?

Would it be fair?

Yes.

Well, not yes to the first. Even now, she was a little leary about being court-martialed for assault on her CO.

"C'mon, Carter..."

He was wheedling.

Dear god, how was it fair that a man old enough to be -- well, not her father. Old enough to know better? (hadn't Janet once had a theory that men got frozen mentally at age 12?)

"Carter. Don't make me order you."

Great. Just great. All this time spent mentally grousing and she still wasn't ready. "Another minute."

"You've *had* another minute. Just do it already."

"Fine." With a glare she reached out and tipped her king over. "You win."

The smirk was there, and deepening into a smug smile. "I do, yes. I so do."

If he wasn't slightly incapacitated (Janet had arranged the straps just so, knowing he would *try* to get out of that bed, even with the twisted ankle and cracked ribs), he would have gotten up to do a victory dance.

She was sure of it.

It would have been... cute.

Maybe she should hit him.

Do the world a favor.

Except...

"Wanna play again?" There was something rather endearingly over-eager little boy in his eyes.

Ugh.

"No. I think I'm done playing, sir."

"Damn. Go Fish? Uno?"

"Uh..."

The sad puppy dog "I Need a Cookie" look appeared in his eyes. He didn't whine, quite, but the way his lower lip twitched told her he was going to pout if he didn't agree.

And it was cute. And damn, if she didn't capitulate just to see...

Well...

"All right. Uno."

And there it was. That smirk.

With an internal sigh, Sam began shuffling the large deck of cards.

Maybe this time, she could win.

It was a dim hope.

---guh. Back to work I go.

Date: 2004-08-27 09:12 pm (UTC)
ext_18106: (Default)
From: [identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com
*scritches*

Yay!

Hrm. *pokes S/J*

They are now being cranky. Bah. Stoopid work.

*snickers madly*

Date: 2004-08-27 08:33 pm (UTC)
ext_18985: (amused)
From: [identity profile] aj.livejournal.com
HAhahaha! Dude, we so need to go to West Bend and buy Uno at 2am next time I'm there. Or if you have Uno cards, WE MUST PLAY UNO, DAMMIT.

UNO!

Re: *snickers madly*

Date: 2004-08-27 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com
I HAVE UNO CARDS!!!

*reminisces about Drinking Uno at my co-ed fraternity house*

One of my earliest fics ever that never saw the light of day involved Uno. Jack was the one who taught Cassie, of course, although he failed to explain the merits of Go Fish to Teal'c.

*eyes*

Date: 2004-08-27 08:53 pm (UTC)
ext_18985: (geeky)
From: [identity profile] aj.livejournal.com
You realize this means that you have to come in January. And bring your Uno cards. Because then you, me, Lyss, Timey, and Shai (at the very least) can sit around, watch the NEW Atlantis episode and bicker about the meaning of a wildcard.

Re: *eyes*

Date: 2004-08-27 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com
Maybe I will even be able to drink by then? Drinking Uno is yay, but Drinking Stargate is unparalleled fucking goodness :)

-- Little Red, whose whole Stargate-watching crew almost died of alcohol poisoning while watching "Chimera" since we have to drink for booty and for flashing eyes and brainsucking.

Re: *eyes*

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the wheel turns...

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Re: the wheel turns...

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Re: *eyes*

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Re: *eyes*

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Re: *snickers madly*

Date: 2004-08-27 09:25 pm (UTC)
ext_18106: (Default)
From: [identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com
I... think we have Uno.... I don't know.

And. We could just, like, buy it....

Date: 2004-08-28 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alliesings.livejournal.com
That is just cool. I love stories about Jack and Chess. Jack and Chess with Sam and a bed -- that is beyond cool!

Date: 2004-08-27 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com
She hates me!!!!!!!

*sobs hopelessly*

Date: 2004-08-27 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com
Shhhhh...

Don't tell anyone, but I haven't figured out how far it'll go.

I do think after the Sam/Dan people got a fake kiss from Resurrection promo stills, we ought to get a fake kiss for the Sam/Teal'c fans!

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*snickers*

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*BLINKS*

Date: 2004-08-27 08:32 pm (UTC)
ext_18985: (amazed)
From: [identity profile] aj.livejournal.com
Huh. I poked my brain about its feelings on the Sam/Teal'c score. It went and surprised the hell out of me in that it says it's okay with it.

...

Hold me?

Hrm.

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Re: Hrm.

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Re: Hrm.

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*brain overloads here too*

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Re: *BLINKS*

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Re: *BLINKS*

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Re: *BLINKS*

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Re: *BLINKS*

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Re: *BLINKS*

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*bounce*

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Re: *bounce*

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Jurrasic Lyta

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Date: 2004-08-28 10:51 am (UTC)
nenya_kanadka: thin elegant black cartoon cat (Confused Archeologist by crystaldesire)
From: [personal profile] nenya_kanadka
Oh, God. It's too bad I live on the other side of the continent, because Uno is the best thing ever. Well, except for Drunken Stargate/Star Trek Uno, a concept which hadn't occured to me until Little Red posted about it, but which I find humongously attractive. :)

And for what it's worth, Jara? I don't get Sam/Teal'c either....

Date: 2004-08-29 05:43 am (UTC)
nenya_kanadka: thin elegant black cartoon cat (Default)
From: [personal profile] nenya_kanadka
UNO is a very simple but very fun card game, in which the object is to get rid of all your cards, but to say the word "uno!" when you have just one card left. If anyone else notices that you have only one card, they can say "uno!" before you do, thus forcing you to pick up more cards. Thus the name.

*is hugged* Teal'c is very cool--I just don't really see him in a romantic light at all. And not for Sam. Oh, well.

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