Happy Birthday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
hyare

You really should have warned me though, hon. *feels bad not having anything*

*huge big bday slobber*


Hya: i don't like religion in fic
Jara: me neither
Hya: makes me uncomfortable
Hya: and it seems jarring.
Jara: but i'm sure hammond has a small hail mary shrine in his cupboard
Hya: *bursts out laughing*
Hya: NO. FREAKING. WAY.
Jara: right next to the whiskey *g*
Hya: Someone wrote that?
Jara: noooo :)
Hya: now, *that* would make a very funny fic
Jara: *snerks*
Jara: he'd pray before it every time a team is late
Jara: *can totally see it*
Hya: and take a swig of whiskey for good measure
Hya: especially before the president visits.
Hya: *g*
Jara: dude, but the president would join him there
Hya: true~!
Jara: i'm pretty sure siler has a shrine too but for his wrench
Jara: with lots of pictures
Hya: LOLOL
Hya: yes!
Jara: wrench next to gate, wrench taking nap, wrench with SG-1
Hya: all the way back to his first wrench as a little boy!
Hya: lol
Jara: awwwwww
Hya: maybe i should take siler's wrench to chicago and take pictures of it.
Jara: yes :D
Hya: at the Sears tower, at A.j.'s house,
Hya: etc. etc.
Jara: siler would love it
Jara: he'd want a photo album "wrench at squeecon"
Hya: awh...
Hya: so cute!
Jara: yes, you should have seen him when jack agreed to take the wrench on a mission
Hya: *sniff*
Jara: but then the wrench got kidnapped by the goa'uld :(
Hya: NO!
Hya: DId the wrench get snaked?
Jara: no, but the jaffa repeatedly banged him against the hull of the tel'tak trying to get a dent out of the bulk
Hya: noooooooooooo!
Hya: *cries*
Hya: poor sparky!
Jara: but don't worry, jack managed to save the wrench
Jara: and then sam did CPR on it
Jara: and then the wrench got a sam crush
Hya: YES!
Jara: and it felt all better
Hya: did the wrench cop a feel outta sam?
Jara: and it bit daniel who tried to carry it back to teh gate
Hya: awh...poor daniel
Hya: did he cry?
Jara: well yeah, sam had to carry it instead then
Jara: very much so
Hya: cause you know, danny is pretty sensitive
Hya: he cries a lot
Hya: even more than sam sobs
Jara: so as sam had to carry the wrench and he gun, she had to hold the wrench close, if you get my drift
Jara: well daniel cried all the way back to the gate
Jara: but teal'c hugged him
Hya: awh- i love teal'c hugs
Jara: and jack was having penis envy
Jara: cause you know, big wrench and sam's breasts and all...
Jara: but anyway, they made it back to the stargate, siler was waiting for them in the gateroom
Jara: he took his wrench from carter and was so happy (well that was until he heard the mission briefing )
Hya: and did he and the wrench have a happy reunion?
Jara: and hammond was so grateful that the wrench was returned that he did a hail mary after the briefing
Jara: they went out and had apple pie :)
Hya: then they ALL got drunk from hammond's whiskey
Hya: THE END>
Jara: *g*
Hya: OMG BEST FIC EVA!!!111!!
Jara: yes, it has action, angst, crying daniel, horny jack and a lot of wrench nekkidness

Comments

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

[woodface]

*giggles*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

And. dude. The whole shrine thing. I think Hammond has voodoo stuff, too. Probably kills a chicken every third Wednesday, just to be on the safe side.

[woodface]

*laughs* I think Bra'tac would assist him with that. But perhaps a goa'uld larva instead of a chicken? *g*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

"Hammond of Texas, this is an intriguing ritual."

George looked up from the larvae he was dissecting with care, and shrugged. "It's brought back SG-1 every time for the last six years. And quite a few of the others."

Bra'tac hehed. "Then it is a good ritual." He nodded and reached out to prod at one of the trailing bits of flesh.

"You're welcome to help me perform it any time."

"Hrmph. I should hope so, my friend."

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*snorts* Dude, they'd have so much fun!