Why Sam/Daniel wouldn't work

[woodface]

by mylittleredgirl

I mean... they would forget they were having a relationship. They'd be like "Ooh! Ancient writing!" "Ooh! Alien technology!" and three weeks later be like "Wait... are we still dating?

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[jemster.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! That's perfect! *falls off the chair laughing*

[woodface]

It is! *g*

[elly427.livejournal.com]

Now I have this bizarre image of Sam and Daniel bent over their respective doohickeys and one of them looking up and saying "Huh. Should we be, I don't know, having sex or something?" and the other one's like "Just a second. I just need to check this one thing. . ." And repeat every two hours or so.

Hee. You two are funny.

[woodface]

Yeah, they would be way too distracted to get anywhere *g*

Whereas I see Jack forcibly removing Sam from her lab and demanding sex. But then again, I don't think he'd have to demand.

[imthelobster.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

[woodface]

Hee!

[ithilmenel.livejournal.com]

*snorts*
So true!

[woodface]

Yes!

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

And that's why our cute little academic airheads shouldn't pair off. :)

They really need Jack and Janet, respectively, to remind them that they have bodies, that there are fun things to be done with said bodies, and... well, just generally to keep them from walking into traffic, but that part's not as interesting, because it doesn't involve sex.

-- Little Red, who really needs to go make dinner before she *completely* stops making sense

[woodface]

You make a lot of sense!

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

That, or we're both crazy :)

Aww...

[aj.livejournal.com]

But playing in traffic is fun! Well, I guess not. Hmm. So... Porn then?

::waves Daniel/Daniel around again::

Re: Aww...

[elly427.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm . . . Daniel/Daniel. So much pretty upper arm-ness. . . mmm.

Re: Aww...

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

Janet: "Daniel, honey, stop playing in the street. Come inside and get naked."

-- Little Red, who should probably be concerned about how maternal her Janet-in-a-Dan/Jan-pairing really is

[seadancer.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought of it that way but this is so true!!

[kataclysmic.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[alliesings.livejournal.com]

LOL! And if they did manage to get together, can you imagine their poor kid? "Where's baby Janet?" "Uh, I thought it was your day to pick her up." "No, today I'm working overtime to save the planet." "Well, I would go pick her up, but ... Look at this Ancient writing!"

[woodface]

Dude, that's just wrong! ;o)

[woodface]

*g*

[woodface]

Yes, little red really opened my eyes lol

Re: Aww...

[woodface]

Smuuuuuuuut!

[woodface]

Possibly but who cares?

[alliesings.livejournal.com]

It is wrong. It's totally wrong. I've tried to read S/D fic, but I either laugh or gag.

Oh, and I love your 2010 banner!

[woodface]

I never tried to read it. My mind explodes on first glance.

Thank you, it's by angelic_mexx *g*

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

I think they'd forget what they were doing in the middle of sex, quite frankly. I can't imagine them being *hot* together, you know?

[woodface]

No, me neither. Probably pretty lame.

[besyd.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe not have to demand it, but I can see him doing so on general principles, considering it would take her a second to switch gears from seducedbydoohickies to seducedbyJack. Heh.

[besyd.livejournal.com]

I can so picture them in the middle of the hot-and-heavy suddenly stopping and asking questions about work.

"Oh, wait! Daniel, did you finish that translation this afternoon? I need it for the briefing in the morning."

"Didn't I email it to you?"

"I forgot to check my email before I left."

"Remember the green scroll with the star charts on it?"

"Ooh, yeah. I can't believe they wouldn't let us take any of those with us."

"I know. Well, it was a description of the constellations."

...

[snickers]

[woodface]

*snickers* Bwah! Too funny

[woodface]

Awwwww, how cute!

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

LOL! I really think it would be something like that!