22:27:03

[woodface]

Tried robbing a victim on my AIM buddy list. Subject failed to look impressed and claimed to not possess any smut. Demand that she would better write some right now was snorted at. Threat to become Bra'tac/Hammond slasher was disregarded and called "funny".

Comments

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Because threatening the person who threatened to wirte Jack/Daniel just to teach you a lesson is going to work well...

*pats*

[woodface]

*sniffles* That threat hurt *sobs*

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Would it make you feel better if I promised to write you Hammond/Bra'tac if you became a Hammond/Bra'tac shipper?

[woodface]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hmm.

[woodface]

I don't want to become a slasher!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

So it was an emtpy threat?

[woodface]

It was a painful threat that shows how badly I wanted julie!smut.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Hammond/Bra'tac?

New OTP! OMG!

[woodface]

Yes yes, theirloveissowrinkled.

[besyd.livejournal.com]

Ewww!

[littlemissscifi.livejournal.com]

That's one scary threat.

*thinks about it a little more*

Ewww, that's just cruel Jara, just cruel.

[woodface]

Well I thought so too but apparently not.