Stolen from jamdonut

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If I were a month I would be: November (d'oh, it's your bday you twit)
If I were a day of the week I would be: Probably thursday cause I hate it so much. Although it's better now that I don't have class that day.
If I were a time of day I would be: I'd want to be the time just before dawn when night slowly starts to fade but light is still a while away.
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto cause I don't want to be in the circle with the other kids.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: ack, trust me I wouldn't be a sea animal.
If I were a direction, I would be: down *g*
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a table
If I were a historical figure,I would be: the man who was the first to tell the story of Beowulf.
If I were a liquid, I would be: volvic water
If I were a stone, I would be: a pebble stone
If I were a sin I would be: envy
If I were a tree, I would be: a birch
If I were a bird, I would be: an owl
If I were a tool, I would be: sciccors, for some reason I refuse to wash them when my mom put them in the dishes.
If I were a flower, I would be: those pink flowers that grow to the side of the road when I head back home. They grown on a plant that sometimes can run deep underground. Maybe they're just weed but I like them.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a drizzle
If I were a mythical creature I would be: gah thesis alert!
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: drums
If I were an animal, I would be: a wolf
If I were a color, I would be: midnight blue.
If I were an emotion, I would be: the blues, although I think they're purple.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: probably something annoying
If I were an element, I would be: air
If I were a car, I would be: perte totale.
If I were a song, I would be: Don't be so hard on yourself by Luka Bloom *g*
If I were a movie, I would be: The English Patient? I wish.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: James Ivory
If I were a book, I would be: Maurice, E.M. Forrester
If I were a book, I would be written by: Oscar Wilde
If I were a food, I would be: fries with mayo
If I were a place, I would be: the view outside our hotel in Williamstown. Green mountains as far as the eye can see.
If I were a material, I would be: fleece
If I were a taste, I would be: speculaas
If I were a scent, I would be: cinnamon
If I were a word, I would be: ache
If I were a body part, I would be: a wrist
If I were a subject in school, I would be: I'd like to be English but I'll probably end up being history.
If I were an object, I would be: pencil
If I were a facial expression I would be: serious
If I were a shape I would be a: helix

Comments

[psquelly.livejournal.com]

If I were a food, I would be: fries with mayo

Yum! The best though is to mix in just a bit of barbeque sauce with the mayo and salt the hell out of the fries. The kind that are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. Oh, and some cheddar cheese.

I think I might be hungry.

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Er, clearly mayo is superior *g*