Stolen from jamdonut

[woodface]

If I were a month I would be: November (d'oh, it's your bday you twit)
If I were a day of the week I would be: Probably thursday cause I hate it so much. Although it's better now that I don't have class that day.
If I were a time of day I would be: I'd want to be the time just before dawn when night slowly starts to fade but light is still a while away.
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto cause I don't want to be in the circle with the other kids.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: ack, trust me I wouldn't be a sea animal.
If I were a direction, I would be: down *g*
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a table
If I were a historical figure,I would be: the man who was the first to tell the story of Beowulf.
If I were a liquid, I would be: volvic water
If I were a stone, I would be: a pebble stone
If I were a sin I would be: envy
If I were a tree, I would be: a birch
If I were a bird, I would be: an owl
If I were a tool, I would be: sciccors, for some reason I refuse to wash them when my mom put them in the dishes.
If I were a flower, I would be: those pink flowers that grow to the side of the road when I head back home. They grown on a plant that sometimes can run deep underground. Maybe they're just weed but I like them.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a drizzle
If I were a mythical creature I would be: gah thesis alert!
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: drums
If I were an animal, I would be: a wolf
If I were a color, I would be: midnight blue.
If I were an emotion, I would be: the blues, although I think they're purple.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: probably something annoying
If I were an element, I would be: air
If I were a car, I would be: perte totale.
If I were a song, I would be: Don't be so hard on yourself by Luka Bloom *g*
If I were a movie, I would be: The English Patient? I wish.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: James Ivory
If I were a book, I would be: Maurice, E.M. Forrester
If I were a book, I would be written by: Oscar Wilde
If I were a food, I would be: fries with mayo
If I were a place, I would be: the view outside our hotel in Williamstown. Green mountains as far as the eye can see.
If I were a material, I would be: fleece
If I were a taste, I would be: speculaas
If I were a scent, I would be: cinnamon
If I were a word, I would be: ache
If I were a body part, I would be: a wrist
If I were a subject in school, I would be: I'd like to be English but I'll probably end up being history.
If I were an object, I would be: pencil
If I were a facial expression I would be: serious
If I were a shape I would be a: helix