How to give your munchkin a heart attack 101

[woodface]

Jara: *decides she's gonna become a Daniel/Teal'c slasher*
nhawk78: aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhh

Comments

[nhawk.livejournal.com]

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

[woodface]

Sorry munchkin *knuffels*

[nhawk.livejournal.com]

Can't you be a Jack/Jonas slasher instead? *eg*

[woodface]

No

[nhawk.livejournal.com]

You sure? Is there no wiggle room there?

[seldear.livejournal.com]

*Evil!Muse settles on Sel's shoulder and starts producing slash plotbunnies*

[woodface]

*looks innocent*

[alliesings.livejournal.com]

I know that would give me a heart attack if my munchkin said that.

[woodface]

*laughs* Well Kate is munchkin and I'm sweet ;o)

*giggles*

[alliesings.livejournal.com]

Claira is my munchkin, and I would faint.

[woodface]

Yeah so would I!

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

*eyes Allie*

*thinks evil, evil things*

[alliesings.livejournal.com]

*thwaps Claira on the cute little nose*

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

*is worried* What's with all the odd pairings lately? ;)

[woodface]

That's not odd!

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Absolutely not! It's perfectly logical!

Why else would those two be keeping Sam and Jack's affair a secret if they didn't have something to hide!

You know, I think I make more OFP statements on lj than OTP...

[woodface]

I wasn't aware that Yoda was hiding Sam and Jack secrets *g*

And er maybe you should change that and make a OTP statement ;o)

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Um, what's my OTP again? I've lost track.

[woodface]

*stares*

[littleravenhome.livejournal.com]

Dude. that is just... WRONG.

[woodface]

Why?