ritual "what's for dinner" conversation

Jara: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Brussels sprouts.
Jara (who doesn't like those): Brussels sprouts?
Mom: Yes, Brussels sprouts.
Jara: Really?
Mom: Do I need to say it in chinese?
Jara: Okay.
Mom: Chicory.
Jara: That's Brussels sprouts in chinese?
Mom: Yes.
Jara: So what do they call chicory in chinese?
Mom: Brussels sprouts.
Jara: That's a bit crazy.
Mom: Well the Chinese are.

ETA: Jara makes it downstairs and notices something in the kitchen:
Jara: There are chicory AND Brussels sprouts in the kitchen.
Mom: That's what you get with those Chinese.

Religion meme

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (91%)
4. Secular Humanism (78%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (77%)
6. New Age (77%)
7. Liberal Quakers (71%)
8. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
9. New Thought (56%)
10. Non-theist (53%)
11. Taoism (53%)
12. Hinduism (47%)
13. Reform Judaism (45%)
14. Scientology (39%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
17. Sikhism (35%)
18. Jainism (33%)
19. Bahá'í Faith (28%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (17%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (14%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (12%)
23. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (8%)
24. Jehovah's Witness (7%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (4%)
26. Islam (4%)
27. Roman Catholic (4%)

Am highly amused by this.

Ouch

I just staked myself in the index finger with my hair. It hurts too.

*scowls at finger*