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Today, I did almost walked into this guy while leaving the third floor in the library. However, I did not almost say "Hello, gorgeous" when this happened and I was not grinning broadly. Neither did I ogle his blue t-shirt or baggy beige trousers. I wasn't disappointed when I didn't have a reason to go back to the third floor and I did not make up an excuse to go back from the 2nd floor to the 5th floor just to pass through the third flour to check out his ass. Neither did I on purpose take the stairs down again (instead of the elevator) just so I could have another glimps.

Nope, didn't do any of those things. I also didn't wonder who let out the cute guys after turning my head for the fifth time or something today.

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Every week my dad whines about how my computer constantly makes mistakes, doesn't work right, freezes up etc.

Today he comes up to me:

Dad: Your windows ME doesn't give you problems anymore, right?
Me *blinks*: You tell me. You're always the one complaining my pc doesn't work.
Dad: But that can be from something else.

An hour later he's turning my room upside down to find the CD-ROM so he can install ME on his puter.

And then women are illogical?