woodface

So I had this weird dream. Possibly two as the latter part seems very unrelated. Anyway, part one had me living in some apartment downtown. Uh huh, very nice until I ended up with a stalker. Not just any stalker of course, that's not how my dreams work. This guy was a mini giant, we're talking a Hargid and a half. He's also not very subtle about his stalking because apparently it involves attacking you with this huge chain that cuts right through the skin. And I had to try to keep him off using the biggest knives I could find in my house.
Oh yeah, lots of fun. I finally fled into a public place where he squashed some other people and the cops were really late (but not that they could do much). I don't remember how I got away from him, wasn't pretty though as he did catch me with the chain a few times.

And then suddenly I was working on some tall ship and we were in the middle of a battle reenactment. Wow, some of the other ships were huge. They were from all eras and cultures and I'm sure some of them were pure fantasy (hello, three level chinese galley). We got boarded by another ship and started fighting off the invaders, which led to accidently throwing the captain of the invaders overboard. Oops, slight panic about killing a guy in a fake fight. Apparently he wasn't dead, though, as he shouted from help from the water. Not that it helped as our captain gave the order to move away and we kinda sailed over him.

Fun.