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*takes a moment to bitch*

Okay, how the fuck do you expect me to get a job with my degree if you don't announce the vacancies to everyone? Apparently our town just hired this young girl with a history degree to become city archivist. Nice for her and all that, but it would have been nice if the town actually announced they were hiring someone so other people could have applied. Wonder who her daddy is. *grumbles and gets depressed*

Remember that crush on Vala I mentioned yesterday? So yesterday, she cornered Crichton and Cameron and somehow got them to strip. Not only that, she managed to get herself a date with Cam. So Cam is now a bouncy puppy all over the place and he keeps wondering if Vala is his Aeryn he wants to get everything perfect. Lee finally isn't mad at him anymore, seems Veronica might clear up some mess with Kara and Lee (or make more). And Cameron's got a date and he already happily oggled her and knows what's up and he's so in way over his head.

Vala's player seriously kicks ass. I mean, she got the virgin boys to flash her (and Cally). So funny.

Yeah, I didn't get much sleep last night.

Date: 2005-09-23 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spoonishly.livejournal.com
Vala is so your Aeryn.

Dude, we look the same and we're dating almost the same girl. Also, Gaius thinks me and you are Cylons.

Stripping was fun.

Vala is awesome.

Date: 2005-09-23 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spoonishly.livejournal.com
Like that's possible. Cam is Mr. Nervous.

Vala/Cam has the same amount of chemistry as John/Aeryn because Ben and Claudia can't NOT have chemistry with each other. They could hate each other and still have chemistry.

Camboy started it. "Who's cuter?"

Charlie and I are contenplating a spy mission...

Date: 2005-09-23 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spoonishly.livejournal.com
Hee! BB's wife is quite adorable and knows she's got a good man (she teases about it all the time she makes a public appearance).

IT IS.

We won't. I'm trying to round up a group this time.

Date: 2005-09-23 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
omg. help distract me. I can't log in, though. *whines* Maybe I'll just write comment-spam fic, or something.

AHA. prompt me. And I'll write it. er. no porn, wench.

Lys

Date: 2005-09-23 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm at work! No porn. *eyes*

...gosh. You couldn't, like, just pick one?

sigh.

I suppose I could do quickie porn.

Sam kissed Kara.

Then they done sex.

And Kara smoked a cigar.

The end.

Date: 2005-09-23 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sam says Kara is more relaxed when she's smoking, and she's in the need of cuddling.

er.

Cameron and Elizabeth accidentally went on a date together. They were both nervous, Cam 'cause he thought she was really nice and he didn't want to get on her bad side, and Liz 'cause, well, Simon. Y'know, when a man doesn't have the decency to tell you he's dumped you until that last bout of sex, there's something demoralizing in it.

They had a nice dinner, and discovered they both liked mah jong and watching basketball (Liz hates football).

Cam kissed her goodnight, and left her in her onbase quarters.

Liz decided that was enough for now, then ended up crawling into bed with him at 3 am. 'cause.

There was no sex. Yet.

Then Sam and Daniel got drunk and mocked them horribly the next they were off world.

The end.

er.

Date: 2005-09-23 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You're telling ME.

sigh.

Actually, I am hand-writing Leoben torturing Helo. So I suppose it can't be all bad.

Date: 2005-09-23 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Leoben says it's payback for Kara torturing him.

*sends Sam over*

Dude. I made this thingie, where I got to choose characters randomly, so I had a ranomd idea to start with. I didn't mean to make it torturey. sigh.

Date: 2005-09-23 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
He knows. And Kara will know shortly. Er. And Leoben says that's ok, 'cause of the whole wheel and the river stream thing... *eyes Leoben*

Yeah, er, it was just going to be kinda angsty, and then Leoben decided to do to Karl what was done to him.

Date: 2005-09-23 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
*kisses* Have food anyway. On to break for me.

Date: 2005-09-23 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angst-angel.livejournal.com
*huggles bunny*

Date: 2005-09-24 12:23 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
brain.. melting... *gaaaaaaaaaah* (actually, it's not that bad).

Gimme, like, poetry or lyrics, or something.

also. Am still kind of thinking of leaving fh. but, er, think I might just be needlessly cranky. also, I really love my new icon. *goes to stare at it*

OMG. I am a human, you stupid thing!

Date: 2005-09-24 12:34 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
...you want me to write angsty post-apocalyptic fic with Sam and Kara stranded on a strange planet where they have to hide their humanity?

...er. yes. My brain is weird.

Date: 2005-09-24 12:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
*angsts*

OMG. I forgot to tell you that I wrote Kara/Anders fluff. Er. Must type it when I'm home. Yes.

Date: 2005-09-24 01:14 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
is very fluffy. *disturbed*

and have now started minificlets. or something. Currently, Lee just woke up in Simon's hospital.

Sharon is going to rescue Helo, btw. because, er, yes. And Kara is going to find out about it, after she runs into them with the resistance people. Mm. Anders.

Date: 2005-09-24 01:25 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Anders is going to shoot her 'cause she's a cylon, yo. Which, y'know, he so would have if HE'D KNOWN. *firmly believesthis, omg*

Date: 2005-09-24 01:50 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
omg. ten minutes. *runs around*

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