Voice mail

[woodface]

After forgetting the existence of my mobile for a week or so, I fish it out of my bag and start recharging it. When I check it for messages, I find two. One is made somewhere around midnight and they hand up without speaking. The same person called again a bit later and this time does leave a message. It's in french and part of it is just spoken too fast with too much background noise to understand it completely, but the gist of it is that my voice mail message is moronic.

Yeah well, I doubt your french speaking ass knows what Monty Python is and stop calling me on my mobile because I don't know you.

In case you're wondering my voice mail is one of the Python's voice saying: "This is Monty Python's silly voice box, if you have a silly voice please speak now." I find it anything but moronic and they can be glad I didn't pick "At the tone of the beep I will wave my private parts in your direction."

Comments

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Personally, I think you're voice mail is brilliant. But I only have a sense of humour.

[woodface]

Thank you! *g*

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

not only do i find that infinitely amusing, i may have to change my voice mail greeting. hee.

hugs fellow Monty Python fan

[woodface]

*snickers* Mony Python's voice mails are just all hilarious =o)

*hugs back*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

(And I can use proper grammar most of the time, too.)