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Bush probably watches cartoons. Sad thing, he also uses them to base his foreign politics on.

GASTON: ...
The beast will make off with your children!
He'll come after them in the night.
BELLE: No!
GASTON: We're not safe 'til his head is mounted on my wall!
I say we kill the beast!
(MOB cheers him and repeats the words 'kill him'.)
MAN 1: We're not safe until he's dead,
MAN 2: He'll come stalking us at night!
WOMAN 1: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!
MAN 3: He'll wreak havoc on our village
If we let him wander free
GASTON: So it's time to take some action, boys
It's time to follow me!
(GASTON throws a torch into a haystack, creating an instant bonfire. He begins to prance around it, warning of the dangers of the horrible BEAST.)
...
(GASTON chases LEFOU around, mimicking a monster.)
It's a beast,
He's got fangs, razor sharp ones
Massive paws,
Killer claws for the feast
(MAGIC MIRROR shows the face of BEAST to LEFOU, which GASTON exaggerates about.)
Hear him roar, see him foam,
But we're not coming home,
'Til he's dead, good and dead, kill the beast!

BELLE: (Interjecting) No, I won't let you do this.
GASTON: If you're not with us, you're against us.

Coincidence? I think not ;o)

Date: 2005-01-12 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com
OMG it's so true!

::is scared::

Date: 2005-01-12 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/cecilialisbon_/
Eeek! *starts shouting* "Bush is Gaston! Bush is Gaston!"

Why have we the Democrats never noticed this before?

Date: 2005-01-12 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/cecilialisbon_/
Yay for the somewhat scary epiphany. Will inform all my imaginary friends in high places of this. There will be action taken.

Date: 2005-01-12 08:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sabotabby
Gaston ends up quite dead at the end, does he not?

::is hopeful::

Also, hee.

Date: 2005-01-12 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliophile81.livejournal.com
Holy crap! You're right!

Date: 2005-01-12 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jemster.livejournal.com
That line's a classic and probably has been put into 50+ movies with someone inciting a mob to riot. ;-)

Date: 2005-01-12 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alliesings.livejournal.com
If you're not with us, you're against us.

Um, that concept is actually from the New Testament.

Date: 2005-01-13 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliophile81.livejournal.com
You are very frequently right. ;)

Date: 2005-01-13 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warlordkittens.livejournal.com
teh brilliant!

Date: 2005-01-14 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jemster.livejournal.com
< sarcasm >Of course. </ sarcasm >

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