Declaration of minionness

[woodface]

I hereby pledge myself to worship splash_the_cat with all that I am and have. She is always right and knows best. Her evilness has no end and I should always do as she says.

Comments

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Planning to overthrow her yet?

[woodface]

A perfect minion does not overthrow its master.

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

She and Claira have been plotting behind my back from Day One. Ungrateful little snots. And they leave cookie crumbs everywhere, too.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Of course they don't. So... this means she's listening?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Good minions are hard to find nowdays.

[woodface]

Hey! Don't blame me for Claira's faults! And I suck up the crumbs *wails*

[woodface]

It means that I'm not planning to overthrow her worshipfulness.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. So let me know how I can help, okay?

[woodface]

I am loyal to my master.

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

*hands over cookie*

[woodface]

Can I leave crumbs on my own lj?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

I want a cookie!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Are you going to help anyone overthrow me?

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

No.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm an honest minion. I don't lie.

[woodface]

Wah? Why not?

*sniffles*

*eyes cookie*

*puts it entirely in her mouth*

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

It's sad, really.

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, since she's not here you're just going to have to take the fall for her.

Like a good minion.

[woodface]

What? And I do? I resent that. I earned my badge!

[woodface]

But but but but... she should pay for her own bad minionness!

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

Scared now.

:::whimpers::

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.

Cookie?

[woodface]

You have nothing to fear if you do as Julie says.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *takes cookie*

*eyes cookie*

What type of cookie is this? And are those real chocolate chips?

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Only the best for my minions.