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Jun. 3rd, 2004 12:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
woodfaceI can't help it but I get annoyed when people vote non NC17 stuff to the NC17 list. I know it's not against the rules but I get all worked up about smut only to find out that it isn't smut at all. Then I'm really disappointed and left with a smut craving that will not be satisfied. Which sucks, dude.
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Date: 2004-06-03 10:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-03 11:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-03 12:57 pm (UTC)i shall write a 5 second smut for you:
"OH!"
(creak creak, bounce bounce bounce bounce.)
"Oh Yes!"
(scha-winnnnnnnngggggggg! ptoawwwwww! wump. pant pant, bounce)
"Ngggggggggg."
(thumpthumpthumpthump thumpthumpthump thumpTHUMP!)
"Hoo haaa! AUIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! Oh baby, yes."
(swaet, trickle, GASP!, thump, creak!)
"HELLO FLYBOY! HAROOOOOOOUUUUUU!"
(hubba hubba hubba)
"UUUUUUUH ohmigod yeeeeeeeeeessssssss!"
(boinketty boink)
and so on and so forth. the end.
:)
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Date: 2004-06-03 01:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-03 11:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-03 11:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-03 11:56 pm (UTC)whaaaat what are you staring at?
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Date: 2004-06-04 12:09 am (UTC)They so do!!!
whaaaat what are you staring at?
*innocent* Nothing.