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[woodface]

I'm writing slash and I need some info.

What are the different bases? According to jemster first bast is a hug, 2nd is a kiss, home run is sex. Where does fondling belong? Third? Second?

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[saramund.livejournal.com]

It depends on the degree of fondling.... *g*

[woodface]

chest only

[nhawk.livejournal.com]

*giggles at conversation*

You're writing slash? Oooooh. I take it it's not Jack slash? *intrigued*

{supersluuurpysmooooooooooochieknuffels sweet}

[woodface]

It's Daniel/Jack. COme online if you want to read it.

*smoooooooooooooooooooooooochieknuffelssluuuuuuuuurpysmooooooooooch* You still love me?

[saramund.livejournal.com]

is there a 2.5 base?

*g*

[woodface]

What's 3rd base?

[saramund.livejournal.com]

I'd say pretty much fore-play..... But hell - 3rd base could mean different things to different people...

I see it as not sex - but pretty darned close. Cause by the time you get to third base - you're pretty close to home. Just the final dash and you're there... so extreme fondling (below waist line - and for girls, probably above, but underneath clothing)...

Aren't I being nice and not graphic? *G*

[woodface]

Hee hee. See I'm looking for the base in which to put fondling above the waist for girls but not below. So 2nd?

[saramund.livejournal.com]

Yeah - let's put it in second... if he goes for the waist band...
HELLO! Third!

*g*

[woodface]

If she goes for the waist band. It's slash *g*

Mmmmmmmmmm third *laughs*

[saramund.livejournal.com]

Third is good!

*g*

[woodface]

I wouldn't know. *sighs*

Dude, I wrote slash.

[nhawk.livejournal.com]

Daniel/Jack? Oh.my.god. ;)

Sweet, I can't come online now. I have to get off the phone line in about 5 mins. :( But I'll try to come online a bit later.

And of course I still love you! *huge smooooooooooochies* (I've just been in a weird mood lately, sweet. I'm so sorry. I suck.)

*sings*
My love for you is bigger than Canada
Baby, it's bigger than a jumbo jet
You ain't seen nothing yet!
*g*

[woodface]

Yes, Daniel/Jack *g* But you can trust me

*smooooooooooooooooooches*It's okay munchkin, I just miss having you around =o(

Awwwwww a serenade!!

[audrich.livejournal.com]

Hey, way cool!
Are you going to post on lj?
*hopeful*

[woodface]

If Julie doesn't trash it.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Okay, according to the rules at *my* high school, first base was a kiss, second base the breast, third base genital fondling, and home run was intercourse. *shrug*

[woodface]

Oooooo okay that puts it nicely in second base then! Thank you *knuffels*

*bounce* Dude, smuuuuut! PG13 rated, well perhaps R, not sure. *g*

[woodface]

Not smut, I meant slash. D'oh! Sorry!

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

And Jack/Daniel? *shakes head* What is the world coming to?

[woodface]

You're asking me! I'm appaled!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

*falls over in shock*

You? Slash? JACK AND DANIEL SLASH?

;)

[woodface]

Yessssss *smiles sweetly* It's in your mail.

[ashism.livejournal.com]

Yay, J/D slash! :D

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

That's just wrong! woodface writing slash. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong!

What is your muse on?

[woodface]

Well you'll see when it's betaed. I didn't think you'd want to beta this though cause it has some implied stuff in it and all...

You'll have to talk to my muse about what she's doing lately. She's in a weird mood ;o)

[woodface]

*snickers* Somehow I don't think you'll like it much though. I guess it's pretty much written from a shipper's POV.

[ashism.livejournal.com]

Aaah :) so long as Daniel doesn't get whumped in order for Jack and Sam to live happilyeverafter, I'm good ;)

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

Well you'll see when it's betaed.

I don't ever read slash, so if I read yours it will be a first.

She's in a weird mood

That seems like an understatement. ;)

[woodface]

I don't ever read slash, so if I read yours it will be a first.

I can live with that. *g*

[woodface]

No, I don't do whumping. I didn't make him into a stalker so Jack can strangle him with a piano string or something *g*

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

*waves red pen and cackles maniacally*

Ahem. Yes. Will start looking at it tonight :)

[woodface]

I'm so glad you're practing the pen waving and maniac cackling beforehand.