Killer rabbit
Apr. 10th, 2004 09:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
woodfaceMy sis and the gang is off to Scotland for a week. Their Rabbit, Pluisje (fluffy), is staying over. Pluisje is sitting in her cage in our living room, strategically between the sliding door to the garden and the door that leads to the hall. So every time our cat, Misty, needs to come inside, she quickly runs past the cage. Pluisje, being the mean rabbit that she always is, jumps after Misty and growls at the cat.
I just gave Pluisje some of her candy and she growlingly took it from me, making as big a show of it as she could. I then considered giving her the carrot stick that she loves eating. Pluisje seemed to understand what I was about to do and sat there staring at me; one ear in the air, one ear flat and her nose twisted in a "I'm up to something" sort of way. You could so see the rabbit thinking "put the stick in the cage and I'll bite your finger off".
Pluisje didn't get her carrot stick.
I just gave Pluisje some of her candy and she growlingly took it from me, making as big a show of it as she could. I then considered giving her the carrot stick that she loves eating. Pluisje seemed to understand what I was about to do and sat there staring at me; one ear in the air, one ear flat and her nose twisted in a "I'm up to something" sort of way. You could so see the rabbit thinking "put the stick in the cage and I'll bite your finger off".
Pluisje didn't get her carrot stick.
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Date: 2004-04-10 07:23 pm (UTC)That sounds like one evil bunny :s. Lets hope it doesn't decide to attack the normal fic bunnies that are always boncing around your head ;)
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Date: 2004-04-10 07:24 pm (UTC)Eviiiiiiiiiil bunny!
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Date: 2004-04-10 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-10 08:49 pm (UTC)Hide me!
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Date: 2004-04-10 08:57 pm (UTC)RUN! RUN NOW!
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Date: 2004-04-13 03:37 pm (UTC)[whinny whinny]
GALAHAD:
They're nervous, sire.
ARTHUR:
Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!
TIM:
Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
ARTHUR:
Right! Keep me covered.
GALAHAD:
What with?
ARTHUR:
W-- just keep me covered.
TIM:
Too late!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR:
What?
TIM:
There he is!
ARTHUR:
Where?
TIM:
There!
ARTHUR:
What, behind the rabbit?
TIM:
It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR:
You silly sod!
TIM:
What?
ARTHUR:
You got us all worked up!
TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!
TIM:
He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD:
Oh, yeah?
ROBIN:
You mangy Scots git!
TIM:
I'm warning you!
ROBIN:
What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM:
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR:
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS:
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM:
Look!
[squeak]
BORS:
Aaaugh!
[dramatic chord]
[clunk]
ARTHUR:
Jesus Christ!
TIM:
I warned you!
ROBIN:
I done it again!
TIM:
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up!
TIM:
Do they listen to me?
ARTHUR:
Right!
TIM:
Oh, no...
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[squeak squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS:
Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
ARTHUR:
Run away! Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away! Run away!...
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Date: 2004-04-13 05:01 pm (UTC)