For sale

[woodface]

One muse.

Prefers to write anything romance related (Sam/Jack, Meg/Harm, Tonks/Lupin are the three pairings she has done up until now). Tends to write things you don't really like (AU!fic, established relationship). Comes up with plots when it's the least convenient (while working on other WiPs or during busy times like exams and thesis writing moments, or both). Disappears as suddenly as she comes. Can be very prolific but then be non existant for a certain amount of time. Is currently trying to thwap her owner to death with three huge plot fics, all AU or mirror universe.

Anyone want her? Please?

Dude, she's so going to give me the silent treatment when she reads this.

Comments

[stargatejunkie.livejournal.com]

Sadly my muse has yet to appear. He or she (depending on what it wants to be on any given day) likes to surprise at the most inconvienient times... during class. Grr. Wish I could take on your muse but I think one is enough for now. ;) Cute icon and background by the way.

- Nicole

[woodface]

Wish I could take on your muse but I think one is enough for now.

Damn ;o) Well if your muse doesn't come back just gimme a yell and you can get mine *g*

Cute icon and background by the way.

Thank you! Icon was made by josephides =o)

[inspire.livejournal.com]

I would be happy to adopt your muse until mine feels like making a reappearence. My muse is being an absolutely pig and stonewalling me. I need a muse for a challenge I need to go

I'll feed your muse twice daily and promise to walk it frequently

[woodface]

Hmmmm, you can give it a try but she doesn't do challenges I'm afraid. She's got some plots in her head and that's what she'll make you write. Unless of course she likes you better than she likes me... which I wouldn't doubt.

Good luck ;o)

[inspire.livejournal.com]

*g*
I promise to take good care of your muse. I'll return her once she's helped me out on my fic ;)

[woodface]

Might take a while then? ;o)

[inspire.livejournal.com]

Hope not ;) Challenge is due at the end of April :P *gulp*

[woodface]

Long then ;o)

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

I think I own her twin sister ;-)

[woodface]

*snerks* Or maybe it's the same muse running between two people.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

We're having a muse threesome. Er, or our muse is cheating on us twice.

*backs away before digging a bigger hole for herself*

[nicolevc.livejournal.com]

oh rock on. how much is the muse selling for? i have quite a financial backing to make a purchase if youd like to open negotations with NicoleCorp...

:P :D

[audrich.livejournal.com]

You are so mad. I love you for it. :)

[woodface]

Oh, nice *Phbt* =oP

*knuffels* *g*

[woodface]

Ooooooo. What are you willing to offer?

I must warn you though, I don't think she writes any other pairings than S/J in SG fandom. Oh, she did Jonas/Ayiana too. Hmmm

[woodface]

Bwahahaha *pats*

Dude, no wonder she sometimes disappeares!

[nicolevc.livejournal.com]

Well, as CEO I believe it would be prudent for NicoleCorp to branch out into other fields in order to benefit from a greater segment of the market. Seeing as the S/J franchise is such a prominent although perhaps oversaturated market segment, NicoleCorp would be willing to bid oh, say...$5.5 billion?

[woodface]

5.5 billion dollar? Sold! *g*

[woodface]

Dude, she's now pissed she's being sold for money *facepalms*

[nicolevc.livejournal.com]

we can easily change it to donuts...

[nicolevc.livejournal.com]

woooo! ta mate.

here you go:

$5.50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

im not entirely sure how many 0's there are in a billion...but that should cover it... *g*

[woodface]

Yeah, can you put that on my bankaccount?

[woodface]

Dude, I don't want to be *that* fat.

[nicolevc.livejournal.com]

pfft! shyeah right...whatever :D
*takes muse and runs*

[woodface]

You do know that you can't hold a muse? She's a bit etherael and will pretty much do whatever she wants?

[nicolevc.livejournal.com]

apples?

[nicolevc.livejournal.com]

lol
ah well ok then. ysee i have an actual person employed as muse at the mo, but shes v critical :D i have muse backups for when the main muse is too ...uncondusive to storytelling? :D

[woodface]

Ah, an actual muse? Wow. Dude, my muse would be insulted if I had backups.

[woodface]

Er no.

[nicolevc.livejournal.com]

backups are good for a 2nd opinion, or the muse goes on strike or is boycotting a story type :D

[woodface]

Yeah you know, if I did that the muse would never come back.