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[woodface]

Me: This was a bad idea.
Self: Yah think?
Me: It didn't need more volume.
Self: Wow, you're smart.
Me: Why did I have to be experimental?
Self: Don't ask me, I told you not to do it.
Me: It will grow out, right?
Self: Sure and in the meanwhile you can look like the "coalition" invaded your head.
Me: Don't go political on my head. Maybe it will be better when it dries.
Self: Sure it will.
Me: You can at least try and sound a bit more convincing.
Self: As if you'd believe me.
Me: *huffs* It won't be that bad.
Self: Of course not, it's not like your hair ever resembled anything.
Me: You're not helping.
Self: What else is new?
Me: Stop being so negative.
Self: You know you're just arguing with yourself so it's really you who is being negative.
Me: My haircut really didn't need more volume.
Self: No.
Me: Maybe I should go bald.
...
Me: Okay, maybe not.
Self: Let's just not ever experiment again, okay?
Me: Well excuse me for wanting to look human.
Self: Your hair was fine.
Me: In retrospect, yes.
Self: Stop whining, it's too late now.
Me: Yah think?
Self: That's my line.
Me: Shut up!
Self: Bite me.