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[woodface]

No one out there with the irresistable urge to do my exam in my place? Pleasssssssssssssssse?

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[lytarules.livejournal.com]

I'll go!

*raises hand*

[psquelly.livejournal.com]

Um, I might. What subject?

[woodface]

Dang, too late!

Heraldry, chronology, metrology and stamps.

[woodface]

Dang, the exam is finished. How about culture of the middle ages next friday?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

You got it!

:)

Middle Ages - that's the ages between about 40 and 55, right? I'm a real expert, since I'm 41! I can write all day on that.

[woodface]

*looks scared*

How about I lend you my notes?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Okey-dokey!

Are they in English? If not, put an arrow showing which direction is up and I'll just copy them onto the test.

[woodface]

All in Dutch. Hmmm 370 pages from the book and 100 pages from the classes. You can use the book on the exam so that shouldn't be too hard.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

No problem ! I can copy like crazy. I'll just match a few words in the book with questions with similar spelling and go for it until the bell rings. Be sure and include an arrow on the notes, though. I'd hate to write half of everything upside-down.

[audrich.livejournal.com]

*laughing a LOT!*

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Ah - you're afraid they'll recognize that I'm not Jara! Don't worry. I'll wear sunglasses the whole time, and I'll say "knuffels" to everyone, pronounced properly, so they'll never realize the difference.

[audrich.livejournal.com]

*thinks*
It might.

What will you do with the kids? And the dog?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Oh, just bring them along. The kids can chase the dog through the aisles and it'll keep them out of my hair. The younger one (8) likes to draw, so I can let her take turns copying the Dutch.

[woodface]

Er, you might want to put on normal glasses. I rarely hug anyone (people are scared of me).

*realises the prof is her promoter* You'll also need a wig and I'll have to talk you through my thesis cause he'll ask about it.

[woodface]

Er hon, you do realise that this is an oral exam? So no bells, you'll have about half an hour or something to prepare.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

I can wear a wig; no problem.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

as long as the answer to every qyuestion is knuffels, I'll be fine. Don't worry. He talks; I say "knuffels" at the pause.

[woodface]

*laughs* Well maybe he'll get all flustered about it and write an 18 accidently *g*

[woodface]

Cool *has big hair*

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

*has short, short hair so wig will work quite well*

Do you wear glasses? Or should I wear my contacts? I gotta have help seeing.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

As long as he doesn't take it as an improper propostion. Could be scary.

Of course, if he just made a date with you I'd never know what I was agreeing to... Maybe I better learn another word, one with fewer physical connotations.

[woodface]

Yeah, esp as you haven't seen him!

Er no date, but maybe that's smart ;o)

[woodface]

I wear glasses. =o)

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Okay, pick a word! Any word!

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Cooool! They'll never know the difference!

[woodface]

Nope! Neeeeeeeeeeever *g*

Wooooohooooooooo!

[woodface]

Should it be course related?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

This is gonna be great! I'll get a break from the everyday routine, and you don't have to do your test!

Woooohoooooooo!

[woodface]

Very cool! Can I book you for june as well?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Hon, it can be obscene and I'll never know the difference. Your grade might be better if it's course-related, 'cause he might get upset if I just stand there cussing him out, although I would do so as cheerfully as possible.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Early June, yes. Late June, I'll be busy.

[woodface]

*snorts at image of cheerfully cursing the prof*

He's a really sweet guy though... even if he is the biggest geek ever ;o)

Hmmmm, let me see, I'll try to come up with a relevant word.

[woodface]

I'll have to see. I have no clue when my exams will fall but it should only be 2.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

If he's a sweet guy, I'd rather not swear at him.

And please don't make it a long word or I'll screw it up.

And I've changed my name so I can start practicing being you.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me!

[woodface]

*falls of chair laughing hard at new name*

How about something simple like that title of the subject? Not that it's that simple but it might be helpfull;

It's "Cultural history of the middle ages"

"Cultuurgeschiedenis van de middeleeuwen"

*looks at 'sch' in geschiedenis* Hmmm, that might be tricky and all those u's, and the eeu. I think I'd better pick another word.

[woodface]

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

*eyes pop at first word*

Can it be bit shorter? Or maybe a very short name? Someone to blame everything on?

[woodface]

Hmmm, Augustinus? (Augustine) He really likes him. He was reading stuff out of his 'Confessiones' to us, and I think he had a weak spot for him.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

I can do that one! All I need to know is which syllable needs the emphasis!

[woodface]

Meep, I suck at emphasis, I just can't tell; I think it's on the "sti" and you pronounce the u's as in knufffel =o) Well except for the Au but that's the same as in English *g* And the g more ermmm throaty? *can't explain*

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Okaaaaay...

*wanders around practicing*

The dog is looking at me very strangely.

[woodface]

*giggles* Perhaps it's the wig?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Entirely possible.

*hugs*

I gotta go pick up kids, hon. Playtime's over!

[woodface]

Awwwwwww *knuffels*

Take off the wig cause otherwise the kids won't recognise you! ;o)