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Mean Unfriending Meme by hyari
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You were unfriended by:	Your Stalker
On:	August 2, 2037
You were unfriended because:	You stole his boyfriend
Your reaction to unfriending :	Didn't notice - I'm THAT COOL
Number of people who will unfriend you this year:	8
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Dear dad (this is just a formality as I don't find anything dear about you the last few years),

I'd appreciate it if when you use my puter (which I don't like to begin with) to contact your half-your-age-illusional-crush that you would afterwards turn off my pc completely. So don't leave the screen on like you do with your pc. I don't care what you do with yours but at least have the decency to turn mine off like it should be turned off. Oh, and please stop walking into my room with your shoes on.

While we're at it. When I'm studying, it's really annoying if you start hitting a bell every 5 seconds. Also the whole "I'm here I have to walk around the table every five minutes" thing doesn't help the concentration at all.

And seeing I'm ranting anyway; we tell 4 year olds to not talk with their mouths full. I'd think that a 56 year old would be able to do the same. As if having to hear you chew and slurp when you're just eating normally isn't bad enough.

Sincerely not yours,

Jara